Tristan thompson

1. (man) a combination of both tristan (a horrible sex partner), and a thompson (a man with no testicles).

2. (woman) a girl who constantly grinds her teeth on your dick, whilst queefing untill your dick goes limp and her teeth grind your dick even more.

3. (n) A mild flame retardent, used in kinky love making acts.

Example 1
1: why do you keep calling that guy tristan?
2: i was drunk one night and thought he looked okay, so i pulled his pants down and he didnt have any balls.
1: wow, really?
2: yeah, that tristan thompson, was a horrible sex partner.

Example 2
That girl is horrible, shes like a tristan thompson or something.

Example 3
1: hey, howed it go last night?
2: it was okay, we decided on the tristan thompson brand.
1: ive never used that brand before how was it?
2: alright, she just had a few third degree burns.

by Mr. Stiky stiky September 24, 2011

Toopack Shaker

Common mispronounciation of Tupac Shakur.

Who's this rapping gangster homey Toopack Shaker?

by ToopackShaker January 2, 2004

michael thompson

A basic boy that doesn't see him self as above everyone else. However he is the farthest from that! He is an arrogant sob that expect things to just come his way without much hardwork. He thinks he is the king of the world and everyone should bow down before him. He is an utter waste of life.

Wow, that guy is a asshole.

Nope, that's just Michael Thompson.

by Leagueofbabes September 1, 2016

thoomp

a badass word used by people who are too dope for normality

Dude those shoes are thoomp

by rager97 August 2, 2011

tompkins

an old, demented, bitch of a sub-school principal, who makes it her goal in life to make the hammouds as miserable as she possibly can. she uses a wide variety of tools at her disposal such as suspension, detention, and filing police reports, amogst others. she is generally in a sour mood, which contributes greatly to her cunt like personality.

boy: 'someone beat me up'
tompkins: 'it must've been omar, send him to my office'

tompkins: 'i smell weed. is ramy in school today?'

tompkins: '3 hammouds down, and i got 4 more comin my way. just knowing theres more hammouds to screw over makes me happy.'

by elme3lem September 16, 2008

tompoo

As of, retaining to, or having the qualities of poo. Used as an insult, when dealing with small children or people of low intelligance.

"Your such a little tompoo."

by 2 smart kids January 30, 2010

tooping

to toot and poop at the same time.

"that baby is tooping hardcore, you should go change her"

"grandma's tooping again"

by butt-crack sisters October 27, 2011