by upthewazzo March 30, 2004
Get the toolgasm mug.An individual (typically sheltered white suburban kids from upper middle class families) who feels that they need to follow all the latest trends and fads religiously, and pretend to be someone they're not in order to be accepted by others, making themselves look like complete idiots. Similar to sheeple.
Tool: "I was camping outside the apple store the night before the latest Iphone release, and my man-bun fell out, so I had to put on my fedora #badhairday"
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Someone who works for THE MAN.
A cog in the corporate machine.
Someone whose net worth is slightly above that of office machine.
An employee known more readily to the corporate decision-makers by his or her employee number rather than by name.
A college-educated employee who makes the same wages as that gum-chewing, fingernail-painting, web-surfing, GED-holding front-desk worker downstairs.
Someone whose job task involves suppressing any creative or thoughtful contribution and merely inputting the data required by THE MAN and outputting the results they expect.
See also whipping boy
A cog in the corporate machine.
Someone whose net worth is slightly above that of office machine.
An employee known more readily to the corporate decision-makers by his or her employee number rather than by name.
A college-educated employee who makes the same wages as that gum-chewing, fingernail-painting, web-surfing, GED-holding front-desk worker downstairs.
Someone whose job task involves suppressing any creative or thoughtful contribution and merely inputting the data required by THE MAN and outputting the results they expect.
See also whipping boy
“I had to go meet our often-disgruntled and potentially belligerent customers wearing a black t-shirt that reads in bold, white type: “How Are We Doing?” along with our customer comment phone number. I am such a corporate tool.”
by THX 1138 February 12, 2004
Get the corporate tool mug.A douche-bag teenage boy who wears only name brand clothing, follows every trend, uses 'fag' as his primary insult, thinks he is cooler than everybody else, relies on "that's what she said" jokes, talks loudly about how many girls he's gotten it on with, has a poor sense of humor, and is just an all-around ass-hole. Usually reasonably wealthy/spoiled. Often accompanied by several sluts.
by Corn-on-the-Cobb August 4, 2010
Get the Tool mug.Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
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by Frauggu March 10, 2017
Get the Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead. mug.by StillNotAdam September 15, 2009
Get the Toolery mug.One who is completely oblivious to the fact that no one likes them. Tool's come in many different forms, however most tool's tend to have a picture of every angle possible of themselves on the computer.
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