toasted egg-bread

A redefinition of french toast to emphasize the it is, in fact, an egg-based dish.

This morning I let my bread soak in a whole lot of egg, and then toasted it on a skillet, thereby creating toasted egg-bread.

by serunato September 5, 2009

coaster toaster

Term for a cd burner, because it burns (toasts) cd's, which can be coasters.

I got a new coaster toaster, it's really goddamn fast.

by Nice Guy Neil July 2, 2003

hee hee toast

A phrase used to break an awkward silence. It can also be used at random times. If someone asks you something and you don't know the answer, say hee hee toast! Also, if you're texting someone,and you can't get a conversation going, just say hee hee toast.

None of your friends are saying anything. Its getting awkward. You: hee hee toast!

Your friends are talking, and won't let you in. So you butt in and say:
Hee hee toast!

Your friend asks you the answer to #4 in math. You don't know it, so you pause a second, pretend to think, and say: hee hee toast!

You're texting your friend.
You: hi
Your friend: hi
You: wassup
Your friend: nothing
If they won't say anything else,say hee hee toast!

by alanna jackson April 1, 2009

asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair

a canadian goose, covered in diaharea

Yesterday i saw a asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair flying by my house while i was taking a shit.

by Asshole muncher March 7, 2011

never put a sock in a toaster

If you put a sock in a toaster, you're dogs tail will catch on fire as it Craps all over your carpet

Must never put a sock in a toaster.

by TheOnlyBrofessor May 6, 2016

rough as toast

To feel ill or extremely hungover it can even be used to define a rough looking person. It can be used for virtually anything to do with being rough

Omg ash I feel rough as toast after last night sesh !!!

by melbplacebo February 16, 2014

the toast game

its a game where guys sit around a piece of toast and cum on it. the last person to cum on the toast has to eat it.

"i am god at the toast game. i beat johnny so bad, i think he's phlacid."

by ReallyCoolGuy June 18, 2005