stick it in the toaster

an act of simulating sexual intercourse with a toaster or any electrical item that could be hazardous to ones health or junk

Ex 1. guy 1: man i tried to stick it in the toaster burnt mah dick

guy 2: your a dipshit

Ex 2. husband: honey dont get mad but i tried stickin it the toaster

wife:and you wonder why we sleep in seperate beds, i want a divorce

by mike stillone January 4, 2011

spam toaster

Hawaiian vagina.

"Aloha...that bitch has no tits, she's all spam toaster."

by Moregasm 3 August 9, 2017

Toaster bath

Usally found in the game roblox when bacon hairs get angry.

Normal person: U SUCH A NOOB
Bacon hair: gO cOmMiT tOaStEr BaTh

by Enoe19 January 8, 2019

cunt toaster

N- a person who burns pussy when eating.

Joey and mike are cunt toasters

by noah metzgar September 27, 2013

Purple Toaster

When a man shits into a womans mouth. then chokes her until she turns purple. He then punches her in the stomach causing her to spit the shit out like a toaster.

"jill was talking back to me last night, so i gave her a purple toaster"

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by mochadwarf September 27, 2009

toaster oven

derogitory term used to describe male reproductive organ

hey bitch, blow my toaster oven!

by Rishi & Bia August 2, 2006

toaster pastry

when performing anal sex, the man blows his man shake into the anus... thus making a warm and creamy toaster pastry

brandon and danielle just made a delicious toaster pastry in the closet

by RmfB October 7, 2009