Like the tablets of Moses

I meant to say that. Goddamn it.

Hym "Carve my decree into a little girl like the tablets of Moses. I forgot to add the tablet part. It was super important and I forgot it. More important then your kids lives actually."

by Hym Iam March 6, 2024

moses sumney

peak human. or is he human? who knows i sure don’t.

“oh shit it that moses sumney?”
“yea, bow down (and stream græ)”

by mosessumneyfan22 November 22, 2021

To Moses

To moses (sth)

Pulling something out/Drawing out sth Definition was made by the book of Torah first. The name Moses comes from a Hebrew word: Pulling out/Drawing out. It has to be used with the object in the sentence.

-I want to moses that shit out of my house
+are you talking about me?

by fişeQ September 6, 2022

Puke Moses

If you want to move through a tight crowd, just start retching and gagging like you're going to vomit. Never fails to part a crowd. The Puke Moses.

How can we get out of this packed crowd nobody is moving?

- Puke Moses your way through

by Deviantmind Mich November 5, 2017

Moses Rape

1. Getting raped or mullested by Moses or Moses believer.
2. Trying to convert someone to the new religion called MOSES4LIFE

I was moses raped at the mall last night!

by faieia October 31, 2008

Moses Fart

To fart so aggressively while pissing that you cause your stream to part.

Holy shit!!! I just parted the yellow sea with this Moses Fart!!!

by Wallace Moon-Painter November 18, 2023

Moses' murungi

The top don, dealer.
A true legend, this person is constantly hammered and completely stoned and can be usually be found on staircases at 3 a.m.
If you catch him at the right time and place he'll be more than happy to score you a free draw but otherwise, extremely hard to get hold of afterwards..

got any of Moses' murungi bro?

by knowitalllinlc February 13, 2012