time machine

Going through all of a person's facebook pictures, starting with the oldest, to the most recent.

I time machined Morgan's profile pictures last night, she used to use some crazy myspace angles.

by umad69696 July 31, 2010

like this if you cry every time

A statement or phrase, normally at the end of a terrible powerpoint involving a poorly written "sad" story, signaling the viewer to give the creator the attention which he or she so badly craves. See Like Whore.

Girl: "bf, will you love me 4 ever?"
Boy: "no"
Narrator: "girl runs into street and is hit by car. boy sees if she am OK. She dead!!!
Boy: "I meant to say i will love you 5 ever!"
Narrator: "Like this if you cry every time."

by TheWopShop December 30, 2013

Diaper Time

Made famous by dancing guy on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. It's when you wear a diaper and possibly other baby accessories while dancing to some club/techno but be so cool people dig that you're in a diaper.

When Dancing Guy was on public access in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia diaper time came at random intervals of the show introducing people dancing without a care just in their diapers.

by Bob Loblaw Law Blog Foundation June 16, 2010

Bad Time

A quote when you play Undertale and fight Sans.

“You’re gonna have a bad time.” Sans, 2015

by Despacito Undertale sans February 23, 2019

third time's a charm

Said by or to someone who has failed at something twice; used as a means for encouragement, expressing hope that things will work out on the third try.

Guy 1: Damn dude, I'm just trying to get phone numbers, but both of the girls I've hit on have thrown their drinks at me.
Guy 2: Well, third time's a charm, right? Now get back out there and leave me be.

by mikecws91 May 8, 2010

Tigress

The sexiest female imaginable but won't take shit from anyone and will rip their ass to shreds if they fuck with her or someone close to her.

That sexy brunette is definitely a tigress, did you see her tear that guy apart that fucked with her friend?

by grrrawrrrr November 18, 2009

cpt time

"CPT Time" Colored People time. A term coined for Afro-Americans that are frequently late or tardy. They appear to be using their own time keeping system.

Mike is on that CPT Time! It's 8:15am and class started at 8am.

by Concur October 16, 2015