Skip to main content

Timmy Tuck

Its when a middle eastern guy, buts his nuts in between his legs and tries to look like Rosie O' Donnell. (Usually a fat middle eastern guy)
Bin Laden: Do a timmy tuck! allalalalalalalalal
by Timmy Amalibia October 13, 2006
mugGet the Timmy Tuck mug.

Timmy Tiger

Although Timmy Tigers obsess about dumb things, like their hair and their black girl lips, they are some of the most genuine tigers in the world! Only Timmy Tigers can mate with Becky Bears, unlike any other tigers. And they also posess opposable thumbs.
Woah, did you see that Timmy Tiger over there?
Yeah, he was combing his hair again. AGAIN.
by Becky Bear March 8, 2009
mugGet the Timmy Tiger mug.
A dirty old bitch with a penchant for sucking crooked penises and getting ass-fucked by door knobs and broom sticks while getting repeatedly teabagged by low-hanging old man balls.
My friend Robb is the biggest D.O.B.T. (Dirty Old Bitch Timmy) on the planet. He sucks more cock than all the whores in Las Vegas combined. His eyes are black and blue from all the old man nuts slapping his face and his hole is stretched wider than the Grand Canyon from riding so many door knobs.
by MixedUpMixerMan July 13, 2012
mugGet the D.O.B.T. (Dirty Old Bitch Timmy) mug.

Timmy Burns!

n: A robust, charasmatic, and stunningly good looking internet personality. His threads are classic, his posts are timeless. A gentleman and a scholar, his wit and potent tenacity make him the single most ruthless man on any message board today. If you are fortunate enough to be in his presence be sure you are at the peak of your game. A small mistake will often result in hours of relentless internet condescension. His audacity, and heartless, merciless, rancorous, and savage attitude make him a loved and hated legend among men.

(1985-present) syn: The Legend, Timmy!
I once tried to exhibit some intelligence and mouth off to Timmy Burns! My vagina still hurts from the beating I received in that thread.
by Exclusively Furtive September 6, 2008
mugGet the Timmy Burns! mug.

Timmy

The name of the most derpy League of Legends summoner ever to walk Valoran. He frequently utters complete nonsense and towerdives at level 1. It is suspected that he may be mentally handicapped, or just incredibly overconfident. He is also a frequent viewer of Apples.mov
Timmy: I can take em'!
Announcer: An ally has been slain!
by The "Z" November 23, 2011
mugGet the Timmy mug.

Little timmy

A nickname for the pussy who works in your construction team
by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) October 30, 2020
mugGet the Little timmy mug.

Timmy

Props the gayest mother fucker you'll ever meet. He likes to lay in bed at night, cuddle up with a pillow and talk on the phone with guys.
by yoyomaaaaaamaaaa August 1, 2011
mugGet the Timmy mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email