Wobble-Cocked

Drunk. Really Really Drunk.

By the time Neil was finished with his drink he was so wobble-cocked that he tried to buy a drink for the cop at the bar. And then he pissed himself.

by johne55 August 5, 2012

Science wobbles

When you wobble in science and get a detention

Oi Jaxon and jonre let's have science wobbles

by Wobbleheadscat November 15, 2023

Wobble

Wobble is a term used for your best friend. Or your ship nane, what you call each other

Hi wobble, how are you

by Ayewhatsgoodmygs January 9, 2018

wobbly nigga

A nigga that happens to wobble a lot

This wobbly nigga gonna fall over

by KsiekHNB September 15, 2023

Wibble Wobble

Wibble Wobbling is the technique of jerking off with your feet

Friend 1: Hey bro ya wanna go wibble wobble

Friend 2: Always my boy

by anonymous April 12, 2022

Wibble Wobbling

When an overweight person, with an excessive amount of neck fat offers an unwanted or unwarranted opinion about another person in a negative way.

Billy was wibble wobbling about Eric last night.

by Chopperdog February 24, 2023

Wobbly eyed

A term used by 17th century Welsh nobility to humiliate obese English men in front of their wives. Wobbly eyes was in reference to the English lack of control of their eyeballs due to low brain function.

On occasion, Welshmen would wobble their eyes about to trick English women into sleeping with them, much like spiders wiggle their front legs at large predators to fool them into giving the spider their candy.

Get that wobbly eyed idiot of an Englishman out of my pub and back into Satan's scrotum where he belongs!

by Wobblyeyedenglishmen July 27, 2023