The act of cumming on one persons face during a threesome, then proceeding to have the other person sniff up the cum.
by Jake.1026 September 5, 2025

A lesser-known Dickens novel about da pair of infamous "Hoovers" in American-government history who notoriously ended up causing more harm than good during their reigns.
Between da indolent Herbert's causing da Great Depression during his presidency, and da recklessly-prejudiced and hatred-filled J. Edgar's founding da FBI which killed da likes of da Kennedy brothers and Martin Luther King, da true-story-based book, "A Tale of Two Vacuums" is a wild and sordid narrative indeed!
by QuacksO October 28, 2023

by ♤♡◇♧621 March 17, 2023

During the action of Vacuuming, a man sticks a vacuum rod up the woman's genitals and sucks as much juices as possible. The woman also must be on her period to really get the blood. After the vacuum makes the woman is bone dry, the man takes the bag out of the vacuum and drinks the liquid.
"Hey, I'm really glad we were vacuuming last night. It tasted like bloody honey"
"lets do it again some time."
"lets do it again some time."
by tiddle smikkums April 20, 2024

by doing this for fun April 28, 2024

A way of describing a black man's penis; usually in tight pants, that it looks as if its been vacuum sealed to his leg/thigh.
by StraightWhiteMale. January 10, 2025

A commonly used auto parts tool used to fix issues ranging from common to uncommon. When no other tool will get the job done this one will.
Jim’s friend states that if he used his vacuum startchulator to maintain his starter he would need to go to the auto parts store.
by FP5 December 28, 2023
