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law of group photos

When all of a girl’s photos on a dating app are group photos then it is safe to assume that she (the owner of the account) is the least attractive among the group
Dude 1: Bro I have no idea what this chick looks like All her photos are group pics

Dude2: dude, law of group photos my guy just swipe left
by Gene Atel Fischer May 23, 2020
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International Get Every Photo Of Osian Lamerick

We must gather all shitty photos of Osian on the 27 th of june
Today is International Get Every Photo Of Osian Lamerick
by MurrMurr68 June 27, 2021
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Photo Ratitis

When you’re scrolling through a girls Instagram, and notice that in some pictures she looks normal, and even attractive. But on the other hand, in other photos, shawty kind of look like a rat.
Braden was scrolling through his friend Alayna’s Instagram, when in some photos she looked like a rat and in some she looked attractive. Braden self-diagnosed Alayna with Photo Ratitis.
by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 3, 2023
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Photo Keeper

The photo keeper is someone who keeps all the photos of friendship groups on their phone in an album, also could be edits.
" Photo keeper, come take this pic real quick "
" Make me an edit please, your the photo keeper."
by J_Dxvils March 15, 2021
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Photo-Grog

To send a picture of your poop to someone, usually via text message, messenger or social media.
1. I took a massive shit yesterday, and got J.R. with a photo-grog because I know how much he loves pictures of poop.

2. “Look at this photo-grog! I thought it would cause a clog. Man that was so big, why did eat like such a pig?” sung to Nickelback’s song, “Photograph.”
by CBGLW August 17, 2025
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Photo Ass

The thicc booty you get from always squatting to take photos.
Hey did you see Griffins photo ass? He's been looking real thicc since AP photography!
by GStepz November 7, 2018
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"before and after" photos

The total bu**s**t "comparison of status/condition" images that supposedly show how much someone/something has been improved by your advertised products/services/philosophies. Often the "after" photos will have been re-touched to make the "result" look far better than it actually was, or the two sets of photos have merely been "switched" --- i.e., the "before" photos are actually of the deplorable/decrepit way that the person/object **presently looks**, and the "after" photos show how the person/object looked BEFORE you started messing around with your precious quackola "treatments" or "improvements"... in other words, the situation is EVEN WORSE OFF NOW THAT YOU'VE PRACTICED YOUR ADVERTISED TREATMENT, NOT BETTER!!!
This advertisement's "before and after" photos of people who were supposedly helped immensely by this fad diet certainly do look impressive at first glance, but I can't help observing that many of the people look noticeably **older** in the "before" photos... interesting...
by QuacksO November 11, 2018
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