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Boop Noodle

A very adorable and friendly snake or a snake that loves getting booped (politely touched) on its snoot.
I love Boop Noodles; they are so cute and playful.
by Zielegend November 14, 2020
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Shiznit-Noodle

Shiznit-Noodle can be used for pretty much anything. Stub your toe, "SHIZNIT-NOODLE!", want someone to get something for you, boom, ya got shiznit-noodle. Even if something is flippin fantastic, shiznit-noodle. No matter what you are saying, doing, losing your mind about, shiznit-noodle will work for it. You can even add an "s", turning it into Shiznit-Noodles! And don't forget that you can just say Shiznit, and it has the same flare to it.
Friend: "Want anything to eat?"
Me: "Yeah, can you get me the uh- *snap snap* frickin um... Shiznit-Noodle?"

Me: *Get clawed by my cat*
Also me: "AH SHIZNIT-NOODLES!!!"

Friend: *Shows me artwork that they made*
Me: "That right there, is the Shiznit-Noodle."

Me: *Trying to find a pen*
Also me: "Hey have any of you seen my uh- um- Shiznit-Noodle?"
by ScribblePidge January 23, 2021
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gravy noodles

Something or someone is reall cool or awesome.
Lorchan thinks Fergal Dorrs new MC Hammer t- shirt is gravy noodles.

Simon: Daniel O Donnels new song is off the hook, Its completely gravy noodles!
George: Totes ma gotes Dude!
by Simon galaxy January 9, 2014
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Speedy noodle

A very seedy man, a very sneaky man, a goon.
Person 1: Charlie is such a speedy noodle

Person 2: I know right, he’s an extremely speedy noodle
by Speedy noodle May 1, 2020
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jizz noodle

A penis the ejaculates without an erection.
I just rubbed IcyHot on my dick and I think I got a jizz noodle.
by CheckCheck0725 April 28, 2016
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twisted noodle

When your brain is all twisted with different thoughts and oppions.
Woah man, this skunk is makin ma brain feel a lil twisted noodle.
by sucker CMC and Ray February 19, 2010
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Noodle Technique

to masturbate the female genetalia in a circular motion to if you was stirring a bowl of moist freshly cooked noodles
when the female was round the noodle technique was used, she loved it
by bedroom knowledge January 17, 2018
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