lockerism

it is a religion that says the universe is a science project made by a group of intelligent beings, and our universe is kept in one of their high school lockers. it was created by an immature boy who wanted to piss of a christian.

i follow the religion of lockerism and if you dont follow it to our overlords will strike you down.

by IM A MERCHANT BUY MY STUFF June 11, 2018

pop locker

A person being so twacked back on methanphetamine that they cant hold still

Look at willy hes so spun hes

a pop locker

by fokis February 1, 2018

Locker Jenga

The act of trying to retrieve something from a messy locker without pulling everything out

Tom was late to class because he was playing locker Jenga; while trying to retrieve his chemistry book, Toms many supplies toppled out on top of him .

Person 1: "wow kelly you need to clean out your locker!"
Kelly: "why, everything fits in here?"
Person 1: you don't want to play locker Jenga now do you?

by EnigmaticEros April 10, 2015

spooge lockers

A place where spooge is stored, testicles.

He unloaded his spooge lockers on his/her face.

by bob3_9 June 12, 2011

Davy Jones' Locker

When an alcohol soaked tampon is pulled from someone's butthole and then placed into a mix drink of choice. That mix is then called a Davy Jones' Locker.

Hey, what do ya say we shove some of this rum up our asses and later we can go back to my place and have ourselves a Davy Jones' Lockers?

by Frodo T Baggin December 10, 2022

ham locker

A small, confined, crowded, often smelly place.

It was me and 8 guys in a ham locker, playing cards.

by plantguy March 19, 2017

locker room crack

Those little chunks of white deodorant that's on the floor and in the lockers of a locker room. Often times they resemble lines of cocaine when they're smeared or smudged.

"Dude what is this white shit in my locker?"

"That's probably locker room crack."

"Crack? Really?"

"No it's deodorant, but it sure does look like crack."

by JuanManClaus June 1, 2019