jump kissed

When you are taking to a person of interest and outta nowhere they kiss you.

I was out a bar last night when, outta nowhere, this girl jump kissed me.

by TheLivingLegend December 31, 2013

kelly kiss

When a persons drunk mother licks your face.

Mikes mom is drunk again she's giving everybody kelly kisses

by noimaplaya December 10, 2010

Lizard kissing

Kissing with tongues but shallow and flickering like a lizard tongue.

"Haha you look like a lizard... ewww that was definitely lizard kissing!"

by MAPRGHP April 16, 2010

Christmas Kiss

A kiss that will never normally be happen, but due to the occasion and overall merry-ness, it is given. Generally Used to get the hottie at a christmas party, but sometimes used against one by family.

Toby: Dude, i just christmas kissed auntie jane.
Alan: You're Sick.

Joe: I totally scored sarah!
Simon: Man, It was just a christmas Kiss.
Joe: I hate you.

by Alextro December 24, 2008

Chicken Kissing

When a couple kisses each other with closed-mouth pecks, repeatedly, moving their head forward quickly each time. Commonly done by middle schoolers or high schoolers, when they don't know how to make out

*two kids walking through a school hallway see a couple pecking each other's lips*

Kid 1: Ugh. It's so gross to see people do that

Kid 2: Yeah. I hate to see people chicken kissing.

by Holy Houdini October 27, 2015

grandma's kisses

funny ass parody of Spongebob SquarePants. If u never saw, watch it!!!

Jon: "Yo u watch Grandma's Kisses yet?"
Rob: " Yea I nearly pissed my pants it was so funny!"

by HalfRecklessG May 6, 2008

Liverpool Kiss

English term for a Head butt, a form of physical attack where the victim is hit on the forehead by the attacker's head.

"After critiquing an opposition player's tackling style, Roger recieved a serious Liverpool Kiss"

by D F Stuckey March 14, 2004