Dirty Chai Doughnut

A psychological warfare tactic in 10th Planet Jiu Jitsu when you wear see through spandex on days you are practicing certain aspects of the rubber guard. During practice your opponent is forced to look at your butt hole over and over again and is rendered mentally broken by the time everyone is ready for sparring.

"I dropped a Dirty Chai Doughnut on him right before we rolled and it wrecked his mental game."

by The Pirate King May 26, 2019

Barking leather doughnut

“The barking leather doughnut” is another name for a butthole that is in the process of letting a fart.

My barking leather doughnut really drove my wife nuts last night as it belched it’s hot breath under the covers.

by Jayrd79 October 11, 2017

Biting doughnut holes

The act of your asshole clamping down on a seat so tightly From fear that a hole is made in the seat

John: wow we almost hit that car.
Jim: yeah i was so scared I biting doughnut holes

by MC-SJ May 7, 2011

chocolate jam doughnut

When yo girl is on her period, you grab her used tampon and shove it up her ass.

"I heard you and Mel got kinky last night"

"Yeah I gave her a chocolate jam doughnut"

by Bazzels May 30, 2016

smile like a doughnut

prepare for oral sex.

man:ready to smile like a doughnut?
woman:i don't wanna! what kind of girl do you think i am?

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

piercing the hairy doughnut

Slang term for sticking your penis into a very hairy vagina or asshole.

because you're mom didn't shave, i was piercing the hairy doughnut all night

by punkydrewster February 16, 2005

glazed chocolate doughnut

after pulling a cleveland steamer on a girl cum all over the poop and it looks like a glazed chocolate doughnut

lidia: yesterday tom gave me a glazed chocolate doughnut it tasted so good

by bl123 October 19, 2008