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ghost wood

When your pants bunch up in the crotch, giving the illusion that you have an erection when you really don't. Can lead to very awkward moments.
Girl: "What the- do you have a boner?"

Boy: "What? No, my boxers just bunched up a bit. Got a little ghost wood there."

Girl: "Ya lying bastard!"
by Squeakee July 19, 2009
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ricky wood

When you are superior to all human

A weed addiction is definite when transferring to ricky wood level

You gain the ability to make bitches fall to your knees from the alpha male status you gain

Other names for this level is ‘mufasa the geezer
I have surpassed the god level to Ricky wood level
by Fassymaster4346 November 4, 2020
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Burning the wood

A saying used when dancing or roller skating to describe how much, how hard or how proficient someone does these activities.
She or he was burning the wood at the dance last night. He or she was burning the wood at the rink last night.

This associated with all forms of dance since wood floors work the best for all of these activities.
by CRL_2 June 11, 2023
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Dancing on Wood

Another word for grinding ; meaning when a girl dirty dances on a guy making him hard as wood
Woman 1: How was the club last night?

Woman 2: Great I was dancing on wood all night!
by Connor Fitzgerald October 21, 2014
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Wood shark

A person who illegally cuts firewood, usually from the side of the road.
Did you see that wood shark down the road with his chainsaw?
by d_mountain_goat September 6, 2020
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Mad Wood

Getting a raging boner from drawing at least 4 lumber cards in the board game "The Settlers of Catan".
Roman got mad wood on the last turn.
by Thunderhawk6630 March 7, 2015
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Morning Wood

When a person wakes up with a boner. Common in guys that sleep directly facing the bed.
Riley: Ew Dr. J I don't wanna see your man boner
Dr J: Its just Morning Wood Riley
by RamoonAdoo August 8, 2016
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