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Track tool

noun
1. A POS that has to have a screen from the DIY store, but can also not have one at all. A ๐˜›๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ค๐˜ฌ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ has a "soul" as it is from a legacy brand living off its 100 year "history".
"Nils wants to own a track tool as a weekend car, even though he soon realises his FWD EV shitbox is more enjoyable than his dream ferrari gelato"
by TeslaFanboi123 February 17, 2021
mugGet the Track toolmug.

poo tracks

a large thick skid mark of poo, left in pants if ass your buttock isnt wiped properly. other names: a chorno, skiddies
dude look at this guys pants it has chorno's!!, he has poo tracks
by BigBadLee March 31, 2009
mugGet the poo tracksmug.

Track-ho

A term used for a female who hangs out in the pits at any type of race track ( usually a circle-track or a drag strip) for the sole purpose of getting seen with the winning drivers.
A track-ho trades sex for the priveledge of being seen with a winning driver.
by shomesomethin July 13, 2010
mugGet the Track-homug.

happy tracks

The act of ejaculating on a girls stomach...
Dude I totally left happy tracks on Bailey last night
by Sholngdonson September 20, 2019
mugGet the happy tracksmug.

track two

Anal sex with a woman. The Vagina is track one.
When she's on her period, stick it in track two.
by freehawk January 20, 2015
mugGet the track twomug.

Ball tracks

Remnants of feces left on the toilet seat from the man's balls and taint
by Kallen89 April 20, 2017
mugGet the Ball tracksmug.

Turtle Tracks

Those unquestionable signs that a turtle has been taking a peek out the back door. Skid marks on one's undergarments as the result of turtleheading.
I pulled off me trousers and to my dismay, I found another set of turtle tracks. I can't wait until they finish renovating the third floor bathroom!
mugGet the Turtle Tracksmug.

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