prostate pretzeling

when ones prostate is fucked into a pretzel like state

we did some prostate pretzeling last night

by FrilledCPU November 13, 2025

Dirty Pretzel

When you tie up a hooker with a yeast infection, squirt a whole bottle of yellow mustard in her vagina and then bang her with your sweaty, salty, post workout dick.

Person one: How was your trip to New York?
Person two: I had a dirty pretzel, New York style

by Megawreckindaddyhitler June 16, 2019

Pretzel

Pretzel-n.- A woman or man that is small in stature and overall body mass, with the naturally reoccurring gymnastic like flexibility to pick right up off the ground and condense into a maliable dough, during intercourse and hammer down. Usually lifted at as extreme as 180° bends by the 'pretzels' knee joints. Followed by wrapping their arms around their own legs. This allows for maximum hammer time.

Ex. Person 1: Hi, so nice to meet you. I absolutely love pretzels

Person 2: (in absolute speechless confusion) great?

Person 1: Pretzel fuck. A pretzel. You're a Pretzel.

Person 2: Jesus Christ.

Person 1: hey you're a pretzel
Person 2: I'm sorry I'm a what?

Person 1: I'd Pretzel fuck the shit out of you.
Person 2: my God you need Jesus.

by Travey James January 6, 2020

pretzel twisted

When a person consumes a large mixture of alcohol and marijuana, they become so throwed and twisted that they resemble a pretzel.

"Yo brooo this Henny and blunt got me pretzel twisted"

"I'm down to see Jumanji tonight...but only if we get pretzel twisted first"

by Norman_Chad December 26, 2017

triple toe pretzel

A generalized figure skating move that doesn't actually exist, used by people who know nothing about figure skating to describe fancy jumps.

"Whoa, did you see that? That was one of the best triple toe pretzels I've ever seen in a competition like this."

by Purple Derple February 11, 2017

free pretzel

The act of eating ass at an Outback Steakhouse.

Hey, you guys tried the free pretzels at Outback?

by PotatoFamine June 12, 2018

Pretzel

Is the act of rough contortion style sex when you fold the woman’s legs up , wrap them, cross them etc....

Pretzel is folding , bending , or holding a woman in awkward positions while having rough sex.

by BriBri2287 November 19, 2017