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Patch & a thwop

To slap the living shit out of someone so hard that you leave a full hand print embedded on their face followed by a hard punch to the jaw or side of the skull making a loud thwop sound and ultimately leaving them unconscious
Dat sucka tried to diss me so i gave em a patch & a thwop
by Professor g slang February 18, 2021
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patch hopper

A sleezy bitch that jumps from member to member of motorcycle clubs. The woman is usually a dirty slut that only cares about being with a guy who has a bike and has no self respect.
Beth is such a patch hopper. She only fucks
guys in MC’s.
by mamabear81 December 31, 2017
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Gravel Patch

A stoney area for a Gubby to play
Look at boyo playing in his gravel patch
by Si.83 May 29, 2022
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beef patch

The name of a very overweight truck driver.

A scraped buttock.
Hey did you see Beef Patch on the road yeaterday?

"Dude is your butt okay after you fell off your board?"

"Yea but its a real beef patch now."
by That guy that sits to your lef December 2, 2013
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Disco Patch

In EMS, the Disco Patch refers to the usually tacky, yet highly sought-after golden patch that Paramedics get to wear as a result of completing their two-year training program. It is named as such due to its garish, sparkly colors and bright red lettering. Known for corrupting the hearts and souls of formerly kind EMTs, slowly converting them into a dreaded Paragod, just as the One Ring converted its slaves to Nazgul.
I've been a paramedic for six years, but I still get a little bit hard whenever I put on my uniform with the Disco Patch.
by CaptainQuadmay March 4, 2019
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Munchie-Patch

Dude, I would love to get down on her munchie-patch!
by The Gootz September 22, 2022
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crack patch

the fuzzy patch of hair right above a guy's butt crack, usually triangular in shape. Unfortunately, some girls have it too. Some guys will manscape this area and shave it. Others prefer to keep it au naturel.
When Jim bent over to pick up the bowling ball, Sally was disgusted at the sight of his crack patch.
by chillerlingo January 8, 2012
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