The vertical newton is an exciting, arousing, fast-paced newfangled form of foreplay that involves multiple senses by inserting the penile organ into the partner's ear. Due to the blood pressure and sensitivity to temperature of the ear, the intensity of the foreplay is heightened. Warning: not for beginners. If you are not in tune with your partner, it is very easy to damage their eardrum permanently.
by Austin Hunkoolovin August 17, 2009
Get the Vertical Newtonmug. Cam Newton has to go out and buy a home in 5 different cities now to prepare for the next few years.
by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021
Get the Cam Newtonmug. The day Cam Newton stopped having fun playing football was the day Cam Newton started thinking about winning and losing, and started blaming racism and all the outside stuff that didnt matter. Since racism doesnt define who and what somebody is, neither do slogans and phrases, or police incidents, even if theres a lot of focus on these things by the media. The media doesnt define all of what somebody is, it doesnt encapsulate somebody.
No team wants to lose, no team likes to lose, it's not human to enjoy losing. Still, theres not much of a point to winning if you're not having a good time, and when winning becomes more important to you than having a good time, youre missing the point of it all. The point is not to win sometimes, it's how you got to where you're going (rather than what all you've accomplished or how long you've been doing something) that you go back to if you get lost, or lose sight of what you were once trying to (or succeeding at) do(ing). People in Carolina didnt want to see Cam Newton go, but he did have a choice, he wasnt left with no choice.
by Solid Mantis September 17, 2020
Get the Cam Newtonmug. by gravity——boiiiiii February 23, 2024
Get the Sir I’s-A-Freak Newtonmug. A word given to a girl who can be associated with maddison newton. They can be ugly, weird, or just downright scary.
by silly.billy.=) January 25, 2009
Get the newtonatormug. by NachoMan4568 January 20, 2021
Get the Paul Newtonmug. a man named Michael or mr plum, purses a perplexing stance, extending one leg in front of the other, like a runner/track star. to complete this movement, he had to eat a total of one fig newton, have his ENTIRE foot painted puce, and be decorated in a decadent cashmere sweater, in a deep purple, lowkey serving yassified grape, seedless though definitely.
by freckle.dekster January 31, 2024
Get the puce newtonmug.