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Jake

Jakes are some of the sweetest people you will ever meet. They have reddish brown hair, a kind smile, and are all around adorable. If you ever have the chance to date a Jake, never let him go. He makes you feel on top of the world, and can make you have butterflies in your stomach. Gotta love a Jake <3
Jake is such a sweetheart he makes me wanna stay with him forever and never let him go.
by ☁️Lost boy☁️ July 29, 2018
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People named jake are just a tad bit sensitive. They are usually hoes. Be careful if you’re going to befriend a Jake.
Dude: Hey are you friends with Jake?
Other Dude: No way! He’s such a hoe!!
by big gay energy July 29, 2018
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Oh, that guy, that JAKE??? Yikes...
by jimmmmmcock August 12, 2018
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A obnoxious person who thinks he has friends but he doesn't
Emma: how are you today lila?
Jake: Good
Lila: she was talking to me you dick
by HelloOhohohoh January 28, 2019
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My big loving and caring husbando. He slopply kisses me inside my mouth with the big tongue action and rapes me at night and I love him. He is very dominant and is in no need for no filthy sluts like basically every girl!
Me: OH DADDY JAKE KUN
Jake: Oh yeah niggashit
by niggashitluvr69 November 24, 2019
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Typically the brother of one of your best friends. Jakes are known to be a bit precious, high drama, slightly narcissistic and far too good looking for a one syllable first name. Most Jakes are found in California, with some recent sitings in upper-middle Wisconsin in the Jewish quarter.
Jakes being such a dick again!

Don't you mean Jake's being such a dick again?

Yeah, but Urban Dictionary wouldn't let me post something that specific.
by UM&UAE2021 December 5, 2019
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Jake is a very petty person and he doesn’t know weather he wants friends or not. He is very temperamental and petty and uses lots of hair gel. As well as being petty Jake is also quite petty and he will ghost you for no apparent reason.
Person 1: why isn’t jake talking to you guys?
Person 2: I don’t know, I think he’s just being petty
by Rhianna. C December 9, 2019
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