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Gump wumfi

Talking utter shite in your shite teenager slang, when we invented all slang and all your new words are utter shite!
You are taliking utter gump wumfi ! Ya prick
by Up yours teenagers February 1, 2019
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Gumping

Gumping refers to the process of being Donald Drumpf, whereby one nigs and gumps in mockery of human behavior; the process of blaming everything on anyone but oneself, even when one is blatantly guilty.
Ty was gumping when he tried to blame his erectile dysfunction on Billary Clinton AND Mexicans.
by ThaProfessa August 19, 2025
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Booze gumps

A bodily function in which an external text can have an unconscious effect on oneself causing a physical inherent protect on the skin. Forming ridges and causing hair to stand up, paired with the heightened emotions due to alcohol
shaun is no longer able to experience booze gumps due to his stunted tolerance
by Takethepissoutofshaun July 12, 2017
mugGet the Booze gumpsmug.

Long Gump

The ancient ritual supposedly created by one, Shane. This act involves gumping but from a long distance.
Did you watch the Olympic long gumping last night Steve?
by Ryleen the dream February 11, 2022
mugGet the Long Gumpmug.

Gump

"Give that door a gump"
by Mattshe99 May 14, 2022
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Gumping

**Gumping (verb):** A colloquial and euphemistic term referring to the sudden and uncontrollable act of violently defecating oneself, often accompanied by extreme discomfort and embarrassment. This term is typically used in informal contexts to describe a situation where one experiences a sudden and severe gastrointestinal distress leading to an involuntary bowel movement.

**Example sentence:** "After eating the questionable street food, John feared he might start gumping before he could find a restroom."
Person 1: Hey man I just gumped
Person 2: Dude that’s crazy, I’m gumping right now!
by MomSlayer3686 June 10, 2024
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Gump it up

Getting super gumped, inebriated beyond reason and belief
I had the devil of a gumpin last night, let’s gump it up bitch
by The destroyer of logic May 2, 2021
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