NO. Stop right there. You didn't read that wrong. No, it's not Google Gods; tsk tsk, such an inferior sauce of knowledge. The Goggle Gods are the all knowing, the past, the present, the future. The Goggle Gods can see into your soul and mind. Not even the rabbit goddess herself can match up on the Goggle Gods. Coined by... Sakura Haruno?
by Gogglist April 13, 2022
Get the Goggle Godsmug. Phenomenon, akin to beer goggles, in which the percentage of college girls one classifies as physically attractive increases in proportion to the number of years one is removed from college.
Returning to my alma mater after 10 years, I was struck by the incredible number of stunning girls on campus. Could there really be that many more hot girls now than there were back in my day? Probably not. Probably just year goggles.
by samajaman July 6, 2010
Get the year gogglesmug. by Dangoos November 23, 2019
Get the Goggle Hotmug. by DREADS4000 January 15, 2018
Get the french gogglesmug. Mountain goggles are a mountaineering's equivalent of beer goggles: After spending considerable amount of time on an expedition with a predominantly male group of fellow mountaineers, one's standard on female beauty becomes lowered. Like beer goggles, the decrease in standard is proportional to the days spent away from civilization.
After 2 weeks in Nepal, he hooked up with the first girl that smiled at him. She was toothless. He had a serious case of mountain goggles.
by Lo Hong December 23, 2010
Get the Mountain Gogglesmug. To ejaculate into both eyes of a girl, covering the whole eye to cause the illusion of strap-less semen goggles.
I gave that blind chick a thick pair of goo-goggles last night, it's so much easier when they can't see.
by Jeff Bisow April 2, 2008
Get the goo-gogglesmug. by TheHossArmy January 22, 2012
Get the Pepperoni Gogglesmug.