crack head

1. one who does excessive amounts of crack.

2. one who acts as though they do excessive amounts of crack.

Laura was acting like a crack head.

by nicole November 28, 2003

crack stripper

A variation of the common "crack whore," though considerably classier. Members of the profession remove clothing to arouse others, receiving crack and/or coke in compensation. Permitted as part of the profession is the snorting of coke on the ass of the client.

How you using your Harvard degree? Oh. As a crack stripper. Ayy. You a tranny mess.

by alejandra_and_dieter March 10, 2008

crack den

1. a residence occupied by crack fiends, used for the purpose of smoking, distrubuting, and producing crack
2. editing bay used for film editing which has been lived in for 13+ hours, must contain empty sparks cans, at least one bloody mattress, cracked out film students

Lee got stabbed in the face when he tried to steal a crack rock from Terry Schiavo in the crack den.

by Richard Kim May 15, 2005

crack-ccident

When your butt crack accidentally becomes exposed.

Make sure your pants are too baggy, Otherwise you might have a crack-ccident.

by TheLaughingCow August 14, 2009

crack report

n.: a newspaper or similar medium, rolled tight and fashionably stuffed in the rear between the pant waist and the undershorts of a middle aged man. Crack reports can be found anywhere, but are most common at race tracks, betting venues, ball games, and other sporting events. Most reports, but not all, contain various residue, leftovers and miscellaneous bacteria that is considered unsanitary by the local health department.

"Charlie! Don't pick up that crack report! You don't know what asshole has been reading that..."

by Dr. Josephus February 28, 2009

The Cat’s Crack

The phrase "the cat’s crack", meaning "the height of excellence", was first coined in jest during a family conversation about the low-riding waistline of one family members pants, Catherine(a.k.a- Cat) in Northern New Jersey on April 15, 2018. It can be used interchangeably with the phrase “the bee’s knees” that first became popular in the U.S. in the 1920s, along with "the cat's whiskers" (possibly from the use of these in radio crystal sets), "the cat's pajamas" (pajamas were still new enough to be daring), and similar phrases that didn't endure: "the eel's ankle", ...

Those cookies are the cat’s crack!

by Don Waldoy April 16, 2018

Crack Licker

One who goes above and beyond the level of ass kissing.

Sam: "I'd love to buy you cookies! Want me to rub your belly too, Mr. Juan?"
Mr. Juan: "Sam, stop licking my crack..."
Everyone: "Sam's a crack licker!"

by TheSmexi May 13, 2014