Brad's girl

Brad's girl is Lauren, the prettiest girl to ever exist!
Lauren belongs all to Brad and only him

"who's brad's girl?"
"Lauren is"

by tinydoll May 13, 2023

Brad pour

Noun -- An exceptionally large portion of alcohol (typically wine) in your glass.

Don't get too drunk off that brad pour.

This one brad pour should last the entire night.

by Westcoastbestcoastfosho October 21, 2023

Drag the Brad

The male version of a snail trail where a guy's pre-ejaculate leaves a wet spot on his underwear, or other surfaces (e.g. a blanket, couch cushion, a partner, etc.) typically after heavy petting or teasing.

That lap dance made me drag the Brad.

by Jesterlestat September 14, 2019

Bradding Out

when one get's so frustrated that they either hit things or throw things while yelling or screaming.

Kal, no Bradding out! We do not throw our toys when we get mad!

by doridet August 4, 2021

Jeremiah And Brad

The hottest mans on earth. They could roast a wamen alive with a single stare. I love y'all. Eat me out sometime pls

I loVe Jeremiah And Brad

by Baznigger June 12, 2018

Brad's Bounce

When playing golf and you hit an errant shot, but somehow you get lucky and the ball ends up just fine, and you salvage a par or better.

Riley's ball took a Brad's Bounce when the ball hit the tree and landed on the green for an easy birdie.

by Big B of Memphis May 17, 2020

Brad bobaguard

A person who asks for a menu then hangs up after stating name. Has a brother named Mike bobaguard who finds plastic forks in the middle of a pizza after eating half of it.

“Can I have a menu-“
-hangs up the phone-
“What a brad bobaguard moment”

by ya momma’s boyfriend August 2, 2022