dave: i took her back to mine last night for a bit of you know what
paul: hahahaha you dirty badger
man1: would you take a shower you dirty badger
man2: fuck off
paul: hahahaha you dirty badger
man1: would you take a shower you dirty badger
man2: fuck off
by KevinMul February 09, 2010
A most evil creature who would run 30 miles to ambush you on your way home from the local to rub your head in the dirt, rob you of all your money and your entire memory of the night's events.
I felt fine in The Swan and Three but woke up with a banging headache and no idea of how i got home!
by DouG August 06, 2003
noun. One who continuously attempts to get a girl's attention by following her and pestering her with pointless talk while ultimately hoping to gain entry into her pants.
Colin: Hey Anna. I know I just talked to you 5 minutes ago, but Hey again!!
Anna: Colin! Quit being such a vag badger! If you want to fuck just say something, gosh.
Anna: Colin! Quit being such a vag badger! If you want to fuck just say something, gosh.
by thevagbadger July 06, 2009
Hmm I dont know whether this badgers den has been marauded by a hound recently but its a very beautiful mound isnt it?
by The Fondler March 25, 2007
by ass wiper October 27, 2007
Hey look, a house full of bees, you think the honey badger gives a shit? No it just wants its honey.
by Shortyman September 09, 2011
euphemism for the act of drunken vomiting, particularly when done in the garden or outside of an establishment where a social event is taking place. The phrase derives from the violent, often growling sounds, comparable to that of a woodland creature engaged in a fight that violent, alcohol-induced vomiting produce. The phrase can also be used to deny vomiting in which the person responsible may claim to have literally been wrestling badgers.
He downed a bottle of rum and spent the rest of the evening badger-wrestling in the azaleas...
"I was simply dealing with pest control and can totally handle my drink"
"I was simply dealing with pest control and can totally handle my drink"
by James Preston May 01, 2007