Napkin Testosterone Boost

When a male attempts to stuff a lot of napkins up his asshole for sexual pleasure. A form of masturbation. Old men tend to use this method more than younger men. Occasionally this method is overused and the asshole tends to stretch and rip, causing a bleeding asshole.

My grandpa tried the napkin testosterone boost last night. Now he went to the doctor and had to get surgery on his ass.

OHHH! yeah! my napkins helped my body fill up with pleasure last night!

by Asshole burgendy June 17, 2009

testiscoliosis

When said person has grown a pair of nuts on his/her back.

kid: hey mom, what's wrong with your back?
mom: well son, it's what they call testiscoliosis.
kid:why?
mom: I was at woodstock with a gnome

by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003

Tastes Like Anime

A way of describing an ecchi scene in a anime/anime picture so arousing it causes you to salivate.

yuri yaoi ecchi Tastes Like Anime Anime

by Tastes Like Anime December 4, 2009

Testastrogen

The combination of the male and female excaulive horomones. Only found in hermaphrodites and pill form.

Lets go buy some testastrogen pills and get fucked up!!

by Kat November 15, 2003

tetses

meaning to suck

tetses klir es boze texa
(suck my dick)

by mgj April 1, 2004

testosterrific

Anything which has enormous amounts of the qualities, such as violence, machoism and nudity, which appeal to the stereotypical man.

God of War is a testosterrific video game because all the women have no clothes and everything else bleeds more blood than their body could possible contain.

by TheyWontLetMeBeM July 25, 2007

tastes kawaii

a phrase used by weaboos while jerking off to the worst most gross repulsive looking cartoon porn(hentai) that is banned in most countries aka my little pony or other fagity forms of entertainment
while dressed up like a babyfer or furry.

while drinking a bottle of horse cum joey said "tastes kawaii" out of pure satisfaction.

by superiorbreed October 21, 2015