teabag

the act of dangling, rubbing, sliding, and wiping one's testicles (and testicle sweat) over a victim's face whilst they are asleep, incapacitated, unconcious etc etc. usually preferred by performers of a heavily homosexual nature, but can also be used in a guy-on-girl situation with great success.

GUY 1: "Dude, Sandy's just passed the fuck out!!!"

GUY 2: "You GOTTA teabag that shit, man!!!"

GUY 1: "She's gonna wake up to le' testicle' odor haha!"

by Jessesse October 8, 2008

snorkling teabagger

1. n. A man that both (a) dips his scrotum and testicles across the nose and mouth of another person while laying his penis across the remainder of their face. (as if dipping a tea bag into hot water) and (b) receives the same.

2. n. A conservative activist who is so ignorant that they protest against tax cuts (that benefit them) by holding a sign that says: "Don't cut my Medicare to pay for your Socialized Medicine."

Congressman Massa was a snorkling teabagger with his barely legal page.

Billy Ray cheered while he watched the teabaggers protest on FOX news.

by FoxNewsFred March 21, 2010

Nebraska TeaBag

You take your woman out to a corn field and perform intercourse. While pounding away, you slyly grab a corn husk. When you're about to cum, you pull out, slide the husk on like a condom, move you're newly wrapped member over your partners head and jizz away while continuously bobbing up and down. Feel free to empty the contents on to partner's face when done.

Dude, i pulled a Nebraska TeaBag on this hoe last night. I just can't get enough of that scritchy-scratchy pleasure.

by AQueer October 5, 2010

Atomic Teabag

When you jump in the air and slam your balls into someones mouth. Usually used on an incapacitated person used to show disrespect.

After I killed the kindergardener, I jumped off the picnic table and atomic teabagged his dead body.

by Johnny Action May 12, 2006

tebayo

Used in the show Naruto in many fansubbed versions. It loosly translates to 'Believe it!'

I'm going to be the next hokage, tebayo!

by Kateri October 3, 2007

Temari

Temari is tha hottest babe in Naruto if she was real I would fuck her brains out

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by Ga[ar]a-sama April 14, 2005

teabag

A small porous sack holding enough tea leaves to make an individual serving of tea.

by Jason A February 18, 2003