teenager

An emotionally under-developed, materialistic, thinks-he-knows-it-all child between the ages of 12-20 who pushes his parents' sanity to the limit.

I used to think that God would not send one more than he could handle - and then I met a teenager.

by Loxi July 20, 2009

teenage fever

something that describes teenagers. the feeling you get when you get when you're chillen with friends on a summer night, riding with the windows down without a care in the world, or when you get to be with the person you've always wanted. it makes you feel like you're in a john hughes movie.

" he makes me feel like teenage fever when I'm around him."

by bbyv24 October 15, 2017

dead teenager

An older woman who, refusing to recognize her aging body, continues to wear clothes more appropriate to a teenager, or at least to someone with a tight bod.

Often manifests in the form of a heavy-to-obese middle-aged woman sporting a bottle-blonde dye job, tight mini-skirt, tank top and big ear rings. The outfit reveals age spots, flab, cauliflower thighs, vericose veins and/or wrinkles, thus ruining the desired affect.

Gee, Trixie must be so-o-o-o embarassed! Her mom looks like a dead teenager in that leopard mini-skirt!

by drummerdrew13 February 5, 2008

punk teenager

a teenager who is a menace to society. usually skates, dosent go to school, vandalizes public property, and so on.

those god damn punk teenagers are smokin pot at the playground again.

by good guy 13 April 2, 2009

Dating Bases For Teens

1st Base:Hugging
2nd Base:Holding Hands
3rd Base:Kiss On Lips
4th Base:Making Out
When You Date As A Teen Follow These Bases Don't Jump To Making Out (4th Base) Or You People Will Think You Are A Tramp And You Do Everything.Plus,When Taking It Slow It Will Lead To A Better And Strong Relationship That Hope fully Will Last For A Long Time.

Girl:I Am Gonna Take It Slow With My Boyfriend.
Friend:Good For You..I am Gonna Do That Too.
Girl:Thanks For Agreeing I Will Write You My Dating Bases For Teens down And Give Them To You In A Bit.

by PurpleTankTops April 30, 2011

teenagerdumb

the time of your life(varies but usually the years between 13 and 19...can last a lifetime for certain individuals)when you know everything better than everyone, when you are invincible, infallible and immortal

her mother thought that with the passing of her daughter's 19th birthday, she would finally grow up and leave teenagerdumb

by snowcloud521 February 21, 2009

Teenagerism

An act of discrimination against teenagers such as racism, sexism or general ageism.

Shop owner: only two teenagers in the shop at one time.
Teenager: Thats teenagerism!

by hannahTAD February 25, 2010