technicoitus

a term used to describe a contextual equivalent of sex. two people have performed technicoitus when they participate in any activity deemed as such by their friends and peers.

if either of the two involved, or a friend of theirs, responds to this action the same way they would to sex, it's technicoitus.

goes well with the NBA referee's hand signal for "Technical Foul." (making a T with your two open hands.)

repeated acts of technicoitus often account for the misery inherent of the "Friend Zone."

Bro 1: "No, Ashley and I are just friends. All we did last weekend was watch Titanic at her place."

Bro 2: "Man, i'm calling technicoitus. You can't watch a sad romantic movie or a romantic comedy alone with a chick outside of a theater and JUST be friends."

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Bro 1: "Shit got weird when that ugly chick from Chem texted me a winkie face."

Bro 2: "What did you say back?"

Bro 1: "I didn't know what to do. I sent her a winkie face back."

Bro 2: "TECHNICOITUS dude! That chick thinks you wanna shag!"

by ProBoonage November 15, 2011

Techception

To socialize with the same person technologically, using two different devices.

Person 1: "its kinda weird how were talking on facebook and texting"

Person 2: "its like techception"

by BeingAwesome November 28, 2011

Technical Inhale

The breathing through the teeth sound a person makes right before they correct another on a minute or nuanced point.

<Technical Inhale> Well, actually, the reason that...

by Libertinian September 27, 2017

Technalite

An amazing guy, who is very intelligent and a very caring person. He is very modest and puts others before him. He is very nice when it comes to plagiarism removal and is an expert at removing plagiarism. He is one of the greatest writers you'll ever encounter, and is the definition of the a great plagiarism remover.

Technalite is good at plagiarism Removal

by Tecnalite November 23, 2021

Technical Wizard

A YouTuber who makes tech videos, who’s also an otaku.

Have you seen that Technical Wizard video?

by Your Local Stickbug October 20, 2022

Technically Inclined

Technically Inclined refers to an individual who possesses a bias in their skill set that makes them proficient in technical applications. This often refers to a person who works with or possesses advanced knowledge of computers to the point it is an identifiable characteristic.

a: "Wow, X knows a thing or two about computers"
b: "Yeah, they're quite Technically Inclined"

by Zeltech Alpha March 30, 2023

Crust Technician

One who shapes, or 'slaps', a piece of dough into the base of a pizza.

The Crust Technician was the one who made sure your pizza was the correct size and shape.

by Blackdeathjackal September 9, 2010