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Traumarous

An occurrence/incident that could be classed as mildly traumatic to the person whom the incident occurs, but rather amusing to his/her friends and passers by.
A chap falls up the stairs on the escalator. He has no injuries apart from a hit to his pride. This is Traumarous.

The embarrassing chat you had with your boss could be described as traumarous.
by Catbin October 14, 2011
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Taumeras

Taumeras is in the middle. Common nicknames include T-Bear, T-Money, T-Howard. can jump higher than anyone named Josiah. Josiah means king, but we all know that ain't true. Taumeras is a lady's man but when he finds the one he is super loyal. Often has slightly above average meats.
"oh that guy jumped higher than Josiah. His name must be Taumeras."
by josa12345 April 25, 2013
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Traumatic Sleep Injury

Traumatic Sleep Injury, or TSI, is when you wake up with an unknown injury that occured while one sleeps or is passed out.
Zeke: "Hey Kelly why are you limping?"

Kelly: "I don't know, I woke up with a sore knee."

Zeke: "Classic Traumatic Sleep Injury, you need one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer."
by Zulu Bravo January 30, 2014
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thaumatergy

Thaumatergy is the practice of magic that deals with the element of Ice.

(Commonly invoked with runes and ancient artifacts)
Thaumatergy must be responsible for how cold it is outside.
by Simon Pi February 20, 2014
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traumatic leave

When one is in desperate need of rest and relaxation to the point of desiring death, if take of absence is not granted.
Michael was so stressed from IA work, he took 20 days of traumatic leave, just to not kill himself over the overwhelming tasks.
by Will E. Stylzz April 6, 2014
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traumestic

domestic trauma. traumas usually caused at home. mainly from someone eating, drinking or using the last bit of something and not telling anyone or replacing it.
"who used the last of the toilet paper?!", "stop being so traumestic."
shit's too traumestic at home at the moment.
by casa bonita July 2, 2014
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Traummatical

Making a grammatical error so bad that the Grammar Nazi reading it, head explodes.
I had a traummatical experience when I read "your welcome" for the 10th time today on Facebook today!
by BigD1227 November 5, 2014
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