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Selfie Target

When someone is watching you, then poses for a selfie, back to you. The angle they're shooting from would place you directly in frame behind them. The area is otherwise empty, with far better backdrops. You, my friend, are a Selfie Target. This individual will likely upload to social media to poke fun.
I saw what she was up to, then shot two middle fingers to her phone camera. She turned around, expression of getting caught. "That's right, B*TCH! Don't Selfie Target me!"
by BleedMeARiver January 9, 2015
mugGet the Selfie Targetmug.

Target About It

When you’re having a bad day and go to Target to forget about it.
by RedRedRed Red June 10, 2022
mugGet the Target About Itmug.

Target daddy

A man who pays a woman's Target credit card bill in exchange for agreed-upon services.
Chandni: Damn, if I don't win the lottery, I'm going to need a Target daddy!
by hmakav October 24, 2018
mugGet the Target daddymug.

target ass

the blue and red matter around a monkey's ass which produces a virtual target. because the invention of 3-d glasses preceded the origin of medicine, the trippy super 3-d effects produced gave some jackass the idea of screwing with it. this caused the present disease know as "AIDS"
How did you miss it? It practically had a target ass!
by sue doenum December 21, 2009
mugGet the target assmug.

Target Practice

When having traditional doggy style, the male is about to cum, and pulls out, resting his dick on the crevice right above the buttcrack, so that it looks almost like a cannon. He then cums, shooting as far as he can.
“Yo I heard u fucked Jessica last night
Yeah dude. I even did a little bit of target practice”
“How far did you shoot?”
“I got some in her hair dude”
“Dude that’s sick!”
by NeuteredRaptor69 May 9, 2019
mugGet the Target Practicemug.

Target poo

When you take a monstrous bowel tearing erupting shit in target that leaves you crippled for the rest of your life
I had target poo-man who is now crippled
by Target pooinator September 9, 2021
mugGet the Target poomug.

target dog

Dog from target with fucking target around it's eye that could beat your ass.
Man: is that target dog?
Other Man: dude run it is target dog!
by poopassnigger February 19, 2021
mugGet the target dogmug.

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