Tech-tarded

Not having the capacity to operate the simplest of electronics. This primitive species cannot understand the concept of "user-friendly" and often appears to be baffled by everyday occurrences.
No, it's not the batteries in the remote... it's you... Perhaps you should try not to be so tech-tarded.
by coffee_beanie February 26, 2011
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tech-tarded

someone who know nuts about the most common technologies invented or even maybe having problems handling their own mobile phones.

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b: oh I just realize I could close multi apps in my iphone like this!! (amazed and proud of himself)

a: oh c'mon you meant you didn't know that?

b: no of course not..I'm a tech-tarded. (wide smile)
by tech-savy! March 24, 2011
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Shard tard

When you first get out of jail and you attempt to get high on dope. The smallest amount turns you into a shard tard.
Hey I'm out who wants to make me Shard tard?
by ivana flailsomemore November 27, 2016
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tard hand

The unexpected loss of control of one's hand while attempting to perform a basic task.
When Jeff reached for his cell phone, he knocked it off of the table, breaking it.

"Dude, you just tard handed your phone!"
by aero-instability October 08, 2010
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Tard-dashians

A group of women or a Haters Club, that like to single out a girl who they're jealous of and pick on her and spread rumors until her boyfriend breaks up with her, How to spot a Tard-dashians; They will wreek of tanning oil and cheap nock-off perfume and will be equipped with fake silicon boobs with one bigger then the other.
Oh no... Here comes the pack of Tard-dashians, hopefully they won't notice us, quickly hide your Chanel purse and your real boobies, before they start viscous rumors about us.
by Stupid Cat June 01, 2016
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Pit-Tard

A Retard that dwells in the mainland pit
Wow look at those dam pit-tard having a wizard battle in the center of the pit
by SUSQUAD May 03, 2018
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Poo-tard

Someone who takes a retardedly long time to take a dump.
We had to pause the movie cause Steve was a Pootard.
by Moik February 19, 2005
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