a long rambling story that serves no purpose, ending in a completely unsatisfactory manner, usually with the phrase, "and yeah."
Example of a Tanner Story:
This one time, I was working at the theater, and this woman came up to me and asked what movie she should see. And Yeah.
This one time, I was working at the theater, and this woman came up to me and asked what movie she should see. And Yeah.
by Komrad Krunch January 19, 2009
Get the Tanner Story mug.A man's name of Turkish descent meaning "Warrior of the Dawn". A man possessing this name is usually characterized by an unreasonable amount of love for technology and fast food. A Taner can eat multiple buckets of KFC wings while watching SpaceX launching their rockets in space. In the end he still wouldn't be full and would order a jumbo Domino's pizza. Taner also likes to abuse alcohol and hit on everything that remotely resembles a girl, but he never does drugs.
-Wow, that guy just ordered 3 large meals for himself!
-Yeah, and I saw him ordering desert from another place on his new iPhone...
-His name must definitely be Taner.
-Yeah, and I saw him ordering desert from another place on his new iPhone...
-His name must definitely be Taner.
by Bellend_stroker February 16, 2018
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Commonly used to define members of the Irish travelling community. The previous definition cites the use of 'tinker' in this context as ignorant. Maybe he/she is a tinker (in the metalwork sense of the word) and does not like his traditional profession to be used in such a manner. I would like to add that Irish travellers traditionally were very improvising metal workers and sold pots made of scrap metal to make a living (as opposed to topping trees badly and laying poor quality tarmacam like they do now).This is the long-standing origin of the association of Irish travellers with the word 'tinker'. They are tinkers. Hence the phrase, ' Any scrap copper there boss'.
There was war at that tinker's funeral in Balinasloe there last week- all the pubs and shops were closed for the week
by gc May 6, 2005
Get the tinker mug.1. the act of performing auto erotic asphyxiation. 2. can also refer to the act of using one's hand to scoop and cup a woman's breast at a college party
1. I'm all about the California high, but I don't think I'm quite ready to tancer.
2. Last night I was at this party, and I told my buddy to go feel up this girl, and he totally tancered her. What a fucking idiot.
2. Last night I was at this party, and I told my buddy to go feel up this girl, and he totally tancered her. What a fucking idiot.
by scoopvictim March 3, 2011
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Get the blue tangerine mug.When one gets to the point of intoxication that their "dick" is so filled with urine that it resembles a "tank".
Hey Paul, are you prepared to get dick-tanked at Suzanne's soirée? There will be a tremendous amount of alcohol.
by Duckfluff October 15, 2013
Get the dick-tanked mug.A homosexual male that can't "get it up" enough to fuck his partner. However, these "Two Inch Tanners" don't want more than two inches of you in side of them when he is the fuckeEE and you the fuckeER.
Look at that Two Inch Tanner! We were in bed last night and I had to stop in the middle of our Fuck Session to go by CVS and get some Viagra! He took three to "get it up" and STILL couldn't take my meat up his bung hole!
by Dora Bang August 28, 2012
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