burt tale

named after its creator, a total lie told in story form and with no way to prove its validity or falseness; can also refer to an instance in which someone talks about something they have no clue about

dewd, i just had 27 shots and im not even buzzed!

by taz gam March 20, 2004

unicorn talent

A talent that one has that everyone knows about, but few have witnessed.

Guy 1. I heard Lucy sing today, it was amazing.

Guy 2. I've never heard her sing.

Guy 1. It's her unicorn talent.

by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop March 14, 2009

Chilling tale, sibling.

A variation of the ever so common "cool story, bro" used to express angst or boredom towards a story.

"So yea my mom think it would be better if I brush my teeth 3 times a day, AS IF"

"Chilling tale, sibling."

by Ariese July 13, 2009

whale tale snap

a boy snaps a girls thong while hooking up

i was hooking up with this boy and he whale tale snapped by thong

by boyydontdothat August 22, 2012

showcasing talent

Showcasing talent: convincing a highly skilled or talented person in using their abilities freely with hopes of good exposure. The possibilities of one day getting paid for doing something without pay, being duped into offering free services for possible reward.

Expected to work for no pay in order to meet and make great contactsand get a job someday.

We've can't afford to pay you to play at our club but we'll let you in free for showcasing talent if you'd like, there's a lot of record producers who come here all the time.

by Sagealicious May 28, 2017

old wise tale

The politically correct version of an "old wives tale"

Bobby's Grandma: "Put on your coat or you'll catch pneumonia"
Little Bobby: "Nah ah Grandma. That's an old wise tale. Pneumonia is caused by bacteria."

by enzoblinx July 20, 2006

billy talent

if you don't listen to billy talent like an addict its because you don't have the balls.
if you say you don't like them it's because you want to piss somebody off by dissing their music taste.
if you haven't heard them, what the hell are you doing on UB??
get out there and jammm!

non-believer/ jew-"i guess billy talent is good."
cooler kid- "MORE LIKE BILLY...BILLY MIRACLE! OH MY GIRL YOU'RE SO HOT WHEN YOU WALK YOU MELT SNOW-"

by punky chick March 19, 2009