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hes someone that i will love forever

hes laugh is so weird but i love it everything about him i love everyone gets the wrong image about him thinking hes a gangsta or scary but in reality hes a simp loving caring and allover amazing hes also a asshole sometimes. he left me because of what pepole would think im still trying to get over him3 months later still love him to peices tho<3
friend: tristan is so scary omg
me: why would u say that hes actually a really good guy so stop judging him ffs
tristan by thepinkjellybean September 12, 2021
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tristan is a guy with a big ass dick and is insane in bed
girl 1: have u seen tristans sex tape

girl 2: OMG yes i want him to rail me so bad
tristan by gygyQDGEYUf September 22, 2021
the nicest, prettiest, funniest, guy i know he’s a one and only person
omg he’s a tristan
tristan by mommymilkers1111 October 15, 2021
Some big sexy thiccc 250lb fat bitch
Guy1 have you seen Tristan?

Guy2 yea he’s gotta be 250 lb at least

Guy3 yea tristans big and sexy
Tristan: MY FUCKING PHONE IS PLAYING CHINATOWN! SPOTIFY ISN'T EVEN OPEN!
Tristan by tristan? November 6, 2021
The worst fisherman when it comes to fishing.
Hey look a at that fish Tristan didn't catch
Tristan by CouchPotatoSL November 20, 2021
The big sloppy oversized usually funny person in the friend group gets “roasted” bad on occasion
Damn Tristan is a sloppy fellow I would say
Tristan by FPLM November 20, 2021