Anal Tourette’s

An affliction that makes a person blurt out farts involuntarily. Usually brought on by poor dietary choices the night before that may include the Killer B’s: Burritos, Beer, and Bourbon. Only 5% of this type of Tourette’s may include spatter/leakage, but that percentage has been known to fluctuate. Unlike true Tourette’s, anal Tourette’s is a temporary syndrome that can be easily remedied.

J: How are you feeling today?
S: I’ve been better. I haven’t left the bathroom much today as I’m suffering from Anal Tourette’s.

by Mr Hugh Jade August 30, 2019

Artificial Tourette's

I call Artificial Tourette's the random impulse to say a quote from a movie, show , meme, or even just do something that doesn't make sense for no reason no matter how retarded it is. Like normal Tourette's but you don't have Tourette's. For example, you may be in a real shitty situation or something shitty just happened and you say "Bruh" in a very obnoxious way, like the meme. There you go, Artificial Tourette's.

Friend #1: "Imma fuck a nigga with a durag"
Friend #2: Why do you keep. . . saying that?
Friend #1: Idk bro, this song (Homoflexual ugh ugh) really speaks to me. . .
Friend#2: . . . You have Artificial Tourette's
Friend#1: "Imma fuck a nigga with a dura-" Oh uh. . . yeah
Friend#2: . . .

by The Cum Sniper February 15, 2021

Asshole Tourette’s

The result off over eating too much greasy food. You end up shitting your brains out in an uncontrolled manor.

I had KFC for lunch and Mexican for dinner and a long night of Asshole Tourette’s. As a side note, I lost 10 lbs.

by Dirk Diggler Stunt Double December 28, 2022

8 Mile Tourette's

A neurological disorder characterized by involuntary freestyle raps from the movie 8 Mile and often the compulsive utterance of obscenities and complete battles from said film.

I can't sleep in because Rick's 8 Mile Tourette's is acting up and has him screaming about Clarence going to private school.

by Princess Weekend October 20, 2017

Pourettes

Disorder when one has an uncontrolable need to spill a pick up line when a (hot) girl walks by.

Also known as "Smythers syndrom"

(Randomly chatting to friends when a (hot) girl walks by) "Jesus Christ ur hot"

"Mate, u've got a serious case of pourettes"

by JK JBONE October 6, 2008

typrettes

when you are typing and you keep writing nasty words in caps in the middle of a sentence - typing tourettes

he has mad typrettes" "Good Morning. I hope you are having a ASS FUCK SHIT... day.

by Joshua Lennox June 11, 2011

Touritties

When titties have an uncontrollable urge to speak out and thereby expose themselves.

My touritties keep popping out all over the place.

by Funnyman83 November 17, 2020