tooterwiggle

To refer to someone as mildly offensive and annoying; someone who bites ankles.

Man, your child is such a tooterwiggle, i can't stand her!

by Jennifer Tooter April 15, 2024

tookenit

Tookenit means something you thought was in your special collection but is no longer there. Where did it go!

Dan couldn't find his favourite album because Deb tookenit.

by Mumsa word April 20, 2024

Tooken

a better way to say Taken. I made this word up. Please dont get it confused with "Toucan" thank you.

"John have you taken your medicine?"
"i have already tooken my medicine."
"JOHN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP MAKING NEW WORDS"

by Silly_C4M3R4_SHY June 2, 2024

Tooting on the Boris

Hitting a blunt - English

Q; "what were you doing last night?"
A; "I was Tooting on the Boris and gaming"

by lozda January 3, 2025

Pooter Tooter

The female fart that, while sitting, begins at the poop shoot and travels along the yellow brick road in bubble-like form to the front butt and makes the perpetrator go "weew" as the bubble squeaks out with a clap.

Girl: Hey Sam...guess what I just did

Boy: Hey Beth I hope its not a pooter tooter ...cause thatd be gross.

Girl: Yeah...that is it.

by The beaver leaver November 13, 2011

Tuscaloosa Tooter Boot

In the middle of making tender love to a diabetic girl, your blood sugar levels start to spike. She, in a fit of passion, injects her insulin shot into your dick. You scream but realize that it feels good, so you ask for more. You're swollen with insulin, which reincorporates into your bloodstream and causes a coma. While in the coma the diabetic girl tap dances on your chest, which expels all the extra gas in your colon, the "tooter". After long enough the last meal you ate will be expelled as feces - all natural - and she collects in a pair of red cowboy boots, which she places on your feet. Then you wake up from the coma and realize the diabetic girl was your sister. You scream and shot but she just seems pleased with herself, and after you take off the red cowboy boots in disgust, she licks your feet clean. It feels good, but you're confused.

"Hey Dave! How'd it go with the girl from the bar last night?"

"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."

"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"

"'Fraid so."

by Dave TTB September 6, 2013

Saddy tooter

Someone who is messed up the mood.

Dam girl your such a fuckin saddy tooter

by Omg 37483883 October 13, 2015