melba toast

1970 CHEVELLE 454 SS,its also in the baddest of all the bad ass movies of all time "Dazed and Confused" driven by Mathew McConaughey's character Wooderson

"Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, alright. We got 411 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper Edelbrock intakes, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fucken muscle." -Wooderson

by Jerry Sinclair March 31, 2005

thomas and friends

A kick ass TV show about some amazing trains and their adventures is a world of trains

Person 1: Have you seen the new Thomas And Friends?
Person 2: Yeah, it's fucking amazing!

by Thunderhelm December 11, 2017

Tim Thomased

Tim Thomas, or, Timothy James Thomas, Jr. (born April 15, 1974), nicknamed "The Tank", is an American professional ice hockey goaltender for the Boston Bruins of the National Hockey League (NHL).

In the 2010-2011 Stanley Cup Finals, Thomas posted a shutout victory in Game 7 against the Vancouver Canucks.

Tim Thomased = To be denied or rejected of something of great importance

(Pronounced: Tim Thomas'd)

I tried to ask the waitress' out on a date but I got Tim Thomased!

I asked for raise but my boss Tim Thomased me!

by 604LilMike June 18, 2011

Tomaso

Typically an Italian male. An extremely attractive and intelligent person. Very energetic, intuitive and hard-working. Loyal to friends, family and partners. Do not try to harm the ones Tomaso loves and cares for, as he will make you go missing.

"Have you met Tomaso?"
"No, but my friend tried to mess with him and I haven't seen him since".

by MuffinGirllll November 30, 2016

Blue toast

When you go to see a Korean prostitute, and she she has both of you rinse with mouthwash before getting in the shower.

Went to see that new Korean girl advertising. When I got there she took the money, we undressed, blue toast and then into the shower.

by woooo37 April 5, 2022

Smacker of toast

A slice or round of toast. Commonly used in Wiltshire, England.

Would you like one smacker of toast, or two?

by Beththefirst August 9, 2008

TOASTED Ravioli

A TYPICAL CHEESE OR BEEF Ravioli DREDGED IN A LIGHT EGG WASH AND THEN IN LIGHT BREAD CRUMBS EVEN PANKO, THEN DEEP OR PAN FRIED TO A LIGHT GOLDEN BROWN. SERVED WITH A SIDE OF MARANARA SAUCE AND A DUSTING OF PARMESIAN CHEESE.

Walk in to Mom's house and the first thing she says is Jeet Jet?

I remember when Steak n Shake's were only a quarder or $ .25 cents.

TOASTED RAVIOLI?

A TYPICAL CHEESE OR BEEF Ravioli DREDGED IN A LIGHT EGG WASH AND THEN DREDGED IN LIGHT BREAD CRUMBS EVEN PANKO, THEN DEEP OR PAN FRIED TO A LIGHT GOLDEN BROWN. SERVED WITH A SIDE OF MARANARA SAUCE AND A DUSTING OF PARMESIAN CHEESE.

Don't pay attention to the Kansas 'Redlegs' aka "HOOSIERS' who bad mouth Missoura folks. They are just jealouse harse thieves and have a shirt fit that all's they have to offer is dried out buffalo chips smothered in K.C. Masterpiece and warshed down with a cup full of Colorado dirt blown in by the winds of their own flatulence..

Yes, the weather sux in St. Louis, I know as I was raised there until I could make my escape to the So.Cal. Beach Cities where Eden still Exists. Just head west on I fardy far and don't stop n'till ya hit the Pacific.

See ya's at the Veiled Prophet Parade and fair on the farth of July.

by MO2CA September 29, 2011