frozen tootsie roll

A tootsie roll frozen and then shoved up the ass of your lover.

Laura gave Dave a frozen tootsie roll and he came right away

by Mark and Lisa July 3, 2023

tattered your tots

To piss someone off; to get someone mad or angry, to tatter one's tots

Chris: "Ugh I hate you. You are so annoying."

Remzson : Geez, who tattered your tots?

by GerbieJean May 11, 2013

Tatered your tots

To piss someone off; to get someone mad or angry, to tater one's tots

Remzson: "I hate you. You are so annoying."

Chris: "Geez, who tatered your tots?"

by GerbieJean May 30, 2013

Calm your tots

What you say when someone needs to chill out! Calm your tots!

She needs to calm your tots!!

by Bunifer April 19, 2018

It was a Tootsie roll, but now it ain't.

When something starts out good and then goes to shit, sometimes literally.

I went to the party Saturday. At first it was a Tootsie roll, but now it ain't.

by P3R53RT August 18, 2020

Cream City Tootsie Pop

The next level of the Milwaukee Tootsie Pop. Instead of stopping at just shitting inside your Pink Sock, you have your friend or lover ejaculate on the feces filled prolapsed anus.

"I was going to just have a Milwaukee Tootsie Pop, but then Victor sneezed and accidentally jizzed on it. Now its a Cream City Tootsie Pop."

by Jay Shepherd May 26, 2023

tootsie roll

a french grandmother's nickname for female genitalia. Not to be confused with the chocolate, chewy candy that comes in a wrapper labeled "tootsie roll".

French Grandmother: "Oh, you're having a hysterectomy?"
Stranger: "why, yes, I am"
French Grandmother: "Don't bother shaving your tootsie roll. They will do that for you"

by Aimee L. March 14, 2007