Potty Topper

When one drops a nuke in the bathroom, and a dime sized trace amount of turd incidentally dribbles onto the toilet seat cover and is left to sit overnight, much to the shock and horror of the other tenants.

God I love when I wake up for class and my roommate left me a sexy potty topper to gobble up in the morning.

by Misterstitches November 21, 2019

confused toppie

This is when a female/male etc which ever your preference is,is unconscious and you insert your penis inside the mouth but you also have a hotdog in your hand so when they wake up their confused they dont know what they’ve been sucking the cock or the hotdog.

Ay yo bro i got confused toppie off carol last night she was confused as hell

by SexyZachacharyH April 15, 2020

paulo thompson

the actual best person in the world if you think otherwise then shut up

Paulo Thompson is so swaggy

by paulothompson September 5, 2021

arich thompson

A person who was born a kid and became a goat!!!

Arich thompson is the fuckin goat!!!

by Uabot November 26, 2021

Bode thompson

Bode thompson is the best ever. He is single and looking for a relationship usually. Ladies love him and he is always a competition to get

Bode thompson is a ladies man

by Llooolalwle December 1, 2021

Milk topper

A female who likes to suck hard nipple.

Gemma is such a milk topper

by Filla12 January 14, 2022

Tank topping

When you go out without the deadweight of friends who can’t keep up (similarly going out in the summer in just a tank top without a jacket to weigh you down).

Marley, we’re tank topping tonight, don’t invite anyone.

by Sobo1234 May 22, 2022