A stripper trick, often performed at skeezy bachelor parties, during which a lucky gentleman's forehead is adorned with a strap-on and the lovely young working lady (aka stripper) F's his face.
by Rex Manning March 4, 2010
Get the Sloppy Unicornmug. If you give me a rainbow unicorn you can taste the rainbow, honey.
My wife always gives me a rainbow unicorn before I go to work. She loves skittles.
My wife always gives me a rainbow unicorn before I go to work. She loves skittles.
by CharlieChaos January 31, 2020
Get the Rainbow Unicornmug. A girl who lives in a fantasy world, usually her bedroom is decorated in a fantasy theme, has excessive fantasies about guys in bands, actors or other fantasy figures who she will never meet, spends excessive time online living her 'life' on social networking sites or 3D virtual worlds or blogging. Wishes she could become her avatar. Her fantasy world is more satisfying than reality.
One girl to another: Jessica is becoming like a hermit.
Another: I haven't seen her in forever.
Girl: She messages me thru Myspace, she never calls anymore.
Another: She texted me that she found her soulmate on Second Life.
Girl: Probably a hideous troll In Real Life.
Another: Well he probably doesn't know what she looks like IRL either.
Girl: She's seen Twilight 20 times. She blogged about it on her LiveJournal. I think she's become a Unicorn Fluffer!
Another: I haven't seen her in forever.
Girl: She messages me thru Myspace, she never calls anymore.
Another: She texted me that she found her soulmate on Second Life.
Girl: Probably a hideous troll In Real Life.
Another: Well he probably doesn't know what she looks like IRL either.
Girl: She's seen Twilight 20 times. She blogged about it on her LiveJournal. I think she's become a Unicorn Fluffer!
by sarasplayroom.com August 2, 2009
Get the Unicorn Fluffermug. The Unicorn Approach is a business phrase for handling those times when your boss is asking for the impossible and/or making completely unrealistic demands. Often, when they are demanding this, they resent any "negative" feedback. You can smile and say "Sure boss, we'll apply the Unicorn Approach to that and get right on it."
Strictly defined, the Unicorn Approach is pretending that all will be well in fantasy land, where it's rainbows and sunshine all the time. And Unicorns frolic. It allows the poor shmuck being asked to deal with the ridiculous, ludicrous demands of egotistical bosses with a bit of humor. Sure, it doesn't fix the problem but honestly - you can't fix it anyway so at least you can smile a bit!
Strictly defined, the Unicorn Approach is pretending that all will be well in fantasy land, where it's rainbows and sunshine all the time. And Unicorns frolic. It allows the poor shmuck being asked to deal with the ridiculous, ludicrous demands of egotistical bosses with a bit of humor. Sure, it doesn't fix the problem but honestly - you can't fix it anyway so at least you can smile a bit!
Boss: You need to triple your sales this month. It doesn't matter that there are multiple blizzards, there are no sales people and your facility is under renovation. NO EXCUSES! Manager: Sure boss, we'll apply the Unicorn Approach and get right on it.
by billytrish January 21, 2011
Get the Unicorn Approachmug. A unicorn is a majestic creature with a long pointed horn attached to its head, unicorns live in the clouds so nobody ever gets the chance to see one. Unicorns are most commonly loving, friendly, and sweet creatures but some unicorns are not as nice, the unicorns that are not as nice are black and drink black tea and they eat raisins and beet smoothies. Nice unicorns eat everything sweet and sugary, not to mention very colorful. The meaner variety of unicorns contain dark magic in their horns, kind loving unicorns contrain kind and loving magic in their horns and they only use it for good. Mean unicorns do have the potential to be nice, all they would have to do is eat a magical bean that grows over the Bermuda Triangle, the bean is like a glittery rainbow therefore it would transform the mean unicorn into a nice unicorn. Nice unicorns also have the potential to be mean, they would only have to go on strike of doing good things and everyday that goes by where they are not nice, their horn gets a little darker colors become less vibrant and one day they will become a true mean unicorn. (My baby cousin calls unicorns hornicorns and it's so cute!!)
Girl: have you ever seen a unicorn way up in the sky?
Teacher: no, of course not the don't exist!
Girl 2: what!?!?? Of course they exist, how dare you say that!!
Teacher: no, of course not the don't exist!
Girl 2: what!?!?? Of course they exist, how dare you say that!!
by ZIVY THE HORNICORN!! October 7, 2018
Get the Unicornmug. A majestic horse looking creature with a horn that for centuries had been hunted down for its blood that they all turned into narwhals for protection and will onday hopefully turn back into their unicorn form.
Why do unicorns and narwhals both have horns?
Because they are the same creature in different forms!
Because they are the same creature in different forms!
by Pan daz 4 life October 13, 2017
Get the Unicornmug. by Richard Young September 15, 2018
Get the Unicornmug.