Mystery T-Bag

Finding an unknown object and t-bagging it.
Tim: What's that?
David: I don't know
Tim: *T-bags it*
David: MYSTERY T-BAG!!!
by OhMehDamn July 18, 2011
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Mystery Babylon

Full name: “Mystery, Babylon the Great, the Mother of Harlots and Abominations of the Earth”. To refer to whores who have no self respect, absolute hatred towards righteousness, willfully accept and participate in worldly demonic activities among anything else that displays hatred to the Lord our God and his created image.
Silence, Mystery Babylon! Repent and believe the gospel or receive the mark of the beast and be damned to the lake of fire.
by ConFet (Prophet) March 01, 2024
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Mystery Blow Hole

The act of having the anus surprise fisted whilst receiving fellatio.
She performed a Mystery Blow hole on her boyfriend.
by Yellowyoshi September 08, 2019
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mystery fluids

fluid that is unknown or unrecognizable, may be concerning towards one who discovers such a fluid.
dude, i just found some mystery fluids coming out of my hole.
thats concerning.
by iwantayoshie July 02, 2011
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Mystery Assignment

When your teacher assigns an assignment on google classroom without a due date, so it doesn't appear on the homepage
Teacher: Did everyone do the assignment I posted yesterday?
Kid: What assignment?
Teacher: Click on our google classroom page
Kid: Oh, you assigned a Mystery Assignment!
by hi1923 October 17, 2022
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Mystery Son

A game in which three males ejaculate into separate cups, and three females have to randomly choose a cup and turkey-baster it into their vagina. 9 months later, the females have to guess which male spawned their newborn child.
"Hey Kerri! How about you and Jasmine and Bella join John and Kyle and I for a game of Mystery Son this afternoon!"
"Sounds like a plan! Hope I get you!"
by FanOfGenitals May 25, 2012
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The Mystery Pond

Any depth of undentifable liquid
by Hedonia January 22, 2024
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