God

A word used to prove things that humans cannot explain.
The Unvierse, how we came to being.
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god is really watching you
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God

Fictive, non-living person telling people what to do. Supposively a male, but since "it" does not excist, we will never know.

For questions about religion, also see stupid.
Oh please God, don't let my mother catch me stoned!

Oh God, thats wicked!

God!
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After “King” was recognized as derogatory. Girls moved on to another term to express the friend zone. Containing the same meaning as “King”, girls used this term in hopes to avoid getting called out by guys.
Girl: Wow what God
Guy: Yea...whatever
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God

All-powerful deity that created and controls the universe.
For God so loved the world that He gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life.---John 3:16
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A being of higher magnitude of possible human understanding, and is believed to be the cause of wars, which is untrue. Wars start because people's warped view on god feeds their own selfish desires, and use God as a scapegoat for the pain they inflicted on others, and yet, athiests call theists fools for believing in a force that created the universe by design, and instead believe that the universe just happened, the earth just happened to sustain life, the first life on earth just happened to get the necessary chemical to actually live, said life form just happened to evolve into the first land walking creature, the creature just happened to evolve into a mammel, which in turn, just happened to evolve into humans
Which seems more likely, God? Or chance?
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Person One: "Have you heard about God?"
Person Two: "Yeah he is a dick"
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