Tell Hell

A flood of private communication from multiple sources that cause sensory overload in the recipient, rendering him or her unable to carry on any of the multiple conversations in a timely manner. So named because in early MMORPGs (such as Everquest) which emphasized such social interaction, the command to send a private message to another user was /tell.

(17:44)OrcMan tells you, "Hey, you coming to the raid tonight?"
(17:44)GoblinGirl tells you, "Where you been?"
(17:44)WitchCrafter tells you "Hey, you there?"
(17:45)Guildleader tells you "What's the deal with OfficerX?"
(17:45)You shout, "ARGH! I'm in TELL HELL!"

by GasBandit March 7, 2009

I don't know what to tell you

A saying that's used to tell someone nicely that nothing is getting done about something,that they simply don't care or that you're "shit out of luck"

Employee: "We have a lot of work and no time to do it" Boss: "I don't know what to tell you"

by battleaxe June 13, 2017

Tell it to the Marines

When recounting a "tall story", the response "Tell it to the Marines" implies, "Go and tell your sea-story to some gullible landlubber, because no sailor will believe you".

Dates back to the before the Napoleonic wars, in the Royal Navy.

Pilot #1: "I lost the starboard engine on the base leg, but I still managed to bring it it for a perfect three-point greaser"

Pilot #2: "Tell it to the Marines"

by eighthofseven August 31, 2010

tell somebody who cares

jus dont give a fuck wat sumbody said

ryan j: my left testicle is bigger than the other
meredith: tell somebody who cares u tool

by abodeee January 1, 2009

Priscilla Tellez

The most beautiful girl ever !! Will make you feel special and loved. When you come across a Priscilla Tellez you better hold on to her. A Priscilla Tellez will always want to make you feel perfect but you will often reject it.

Friend 1: My girlfriend is so beautiful !!
Friend 2: Is her name Priscilla Tellez ?
Friend 1: Yupp :)

by Theluckyone631 January 20, 2013

ho and tell

Similar to the well known act of show and tell, only when a promiscuous person Ho's and tells.

Can't wait for poker night, I know when to show them and when to fold them, but I am hoping to ho and tell if you know what I mean!

by GlazeHer October 11, 2016

Tell it to a bottle of scotch

Taking out your problems by drinking a bottle of scotch, specifically when you have nobody to talk about your problems to.

Debra Morgan: "The Bay Harbor butcher is one of our own."
Special Agent Frank Lundy: "We keep this to ourselves for now."

Angel Batista: "No, I'm gonna go tell it to a bottle of scotch."

by dexfan October 31, 2010