tactical bacon

Its Tactical Bacon, what else do you need to know.

Guy 1:What's tactical bacon?
Guy 2:It's tactical bacon thats all you have to know.

TACTICAL BACON

by Papi E April 29, 2014

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tactical porn

When you think you've been rattled by a dodgy pop-up, one must go through the process of tactical porn. This means purposely watching porn repeatedly to try and throw off the scent of potential IP snakes.

Mate, I totally got rattled by a pop-up last night.
How so?
I was watching porn when a pop-up for busty milfs surprised me , I don't want anyone thinking I'm into busty milfs

Dude, you need to deploy a tactical porn

by Pinkypinkypinky June 09, 2017

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Tactical Lodestar

The act of shooting loads on your girlfriends face in the dark whilst watching from birds eye view, wearing night vision goggles.

Yes bro, I used the Tactical Lodestar on her, just like black ops II

by OG Mudpipe September 09, 2018

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tactical insertion

Wiggling yourself inbetween the couch cousion and the person lying down so you can push them off

His fat ass was lying down on the couch so used a tactical insertion to knock him off

by A guy who wants more words April 08, 2011

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Tactical Shit

The shit that you have to ensure relief after eating too much. Sometimes referred to as a TS or TP (Tactical Poo), the tactical shit is often taken after a night out or a boozy lunch.

Stu: "Mate you were in there for ages, are you OK?"

James: "Yeah man, I was just having a tactical shit after too much meat, I feel on top of the world now!"

by MissS8 August 08, 2014

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