Taco Bell

A gay dude that will tear ur ass up.

Who, Jamie last night was actin like a taco bell last nite! my ass hurts, and now i can squeeze3 dicks in there!

by TWENTY ØNE PILØTS trash October 18, 2016

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When u eat nothing but taco bell and do nothing but shit there fore cancling out the calories from the taco bell. Better than laxatives.

"I'm on a juice clense!" "well, debrah, im on a taco bell clense so take your high and mighty shit out of the porta potty"

by jmactyv March 22, 2017

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Taco Bell

The cheap $1.19 Laxatives

Guy 1: I've been unable to shit for 3 days straight. What do I do?
Doctor: Have you tried Taco Bell?

by Pokedex #184 April 19, 2018

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A place where your ass will explode, your poop will know be 500000 times liquider so your ass can contain the shot that is happening

That taco bell gave me diarrhea

by Your moms dumb January 9, 2018

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When you shit all over the place

HOLY FUCK MAN WHAT HAPPENED?!
Taco Bell.

by .&:&3&83 February 3, 2018

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The rancid and boisterous flatulence resulting from a late night Taco Bell frenzy sometimes compounded by heavy drinking, which is usually the impetus of a fast food craving. Tonal ranges of a Taco Bell Trumpet are similar to that of the actual brass instrument of the same namesake.

See also: blowing bubbles in the mashed potatoes

I'm sure the broccoli soup at the craft beer festival didn't help, but those those cheesy gordita crunches really got me playing the Taco Bell Trumpet this morning.

by Deertay July 31, 2018

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