Swass

(n) an acronym for "Some Wild-Ass Silly Shit."

"Between the hookers, the goat, and the midgets, that trip to Las Vegas for my bachelor party was SWASS!"

by Stoic Seraph April 14, 2003

swiss suit of armor

A sexual act when a group of 30+ men ejaculates on a woman and the woman then waits for the semen to dry. The woman is then incased in a suit made of dry semen.

Yo nigga, me and the football team and the baseball team all got together last night and treated Sooz to a Swiss Suit Of Armor. The bitch couldn't move.

by Tyco Brahe June 22, 2006

Swass

Swass- a catchy word for swamp ass. Meaning, a sweaty and or clamy butt.

These leather pants on this hot and humid day have given me swass. swamp ass clamy sweaty sticky butt

by Jules Poll January 28, 2014

swiss diss

Origin: When a friend invites you over for gourmet hot chocolate and you get stuck with Swiss Miss brand.

Also used when you get the shaft, ignored, etc.

Mom bought all of my brothers new shoes, but I didn't get anything. She gave me the swiss diss.

by sdh September 12, 2005

Swiss Miss

When a guy is with 2 girls and he gets no action, but the girls hook up with each other. Like Switzerland, the guy remains neutral and misses an opportunity to be with 2 girls.

Last night, I watched 2 girls hook up and I was a swiss miss. We were all hanging out and next thing I know, they're hooking up and I got swiss missed.

by Martita Papita June 30, 2010

SOSSTK

Street cop shorthand for a death warrant during the apprehension of a monster. Acronym for Shoot On Sight Shoot To Kill.

Officer 1: He killed two cops and raped one daughter while her dad bled out on the floor.

Officer 2: We'll find him. Then he'll get a fair, impartial trial.

Officer 1: SOSSTK

Officer 2: Like I said.

by Modnar March 11, 2005

swiss swamp sock

A Swiss Swamp Sock is when you jizz in someone's shoes and then they put their foot in and their sock gets soggy. Could be used for a revenge or just a practical joke.

"The bitch dumped me so i gave her the good old Swiss swamp sock."

by JITE MUFFIN February 24, 2010