Aw man it was first time getting a getting a battle sword. Didn’t realize my battle sword would get all bloody.
by Stickyicky42 January 11, 2021
Get the Battle swordmug. by The Butchrord February 20, 2018
Get the sausage swordmug. A dried up, rigid taint that can be used to stab an innocent victim. Also doubles as a back scratcher, stirring rod or unique tool used to to higlight data in a business meeting.
Uncle Tony: If that hood rat doesn't stop bugging me at work I'm going to repeteadly stab her with her own taint sword and then brew up a nice cup o' joe.
Stanley: May the force be with you
Stanley: May the force be with you
by bestofud October 1, 2012
Get the Taint Swordmug. My wife and I have been trying out the sword in the stoned, it’s really spiced things up between us.
by TheScoobiestDoo December 4, 2019
Get the sword in the stonedmug. Standard weapon of a medieval european knight and well trained men-at-arms. Designed to be used on one hand whilst the other one holding a shield. It was much rarer than those Hollywood shows and movies would make people believe.
It was designed to cut and slash through heavy chainmails and plate armours. So it was heavier and stronger than most swords of its time.
It was designed to cut and slash through heavy chainmails and plate armours. So it was heavier and stronger than most swords of its time.
by TheOneWhoNamedAllThings January 16, 2019
Get the Long-swordmug. by Mexxxx August 31, 2017
Get the swinging swordsmug. by Domino October 13, 2004
Get the Beer Swordmug.