Taint Sword

A dried up, rigid taint that can be used to stab an innocent victim. Also doubles as a back scratcher, stirring rod or unique tool used to to higlight data in a business meeting.

Uncle Tony: If that hood rat doesn't stop bugging me at work I'm going to repeteadly stab her with her own taint sword and then brew up a nice cup o' joe.

Stanley: May the force be with you

by bestofud October 1, 2012

Tryforce and a sword

The sex nerds have with withemselves.

Me: I gave Britney a tryforce and a sword. Fucked her down real good
Friend: hey Britney get that big ass over here.

by Pablo Putterson October 18, 2019

Nephi’s Sword

When a Mormon boy fucks the crease of your knee to stay sexually pure in the eyes of the lord. (Kneephi).

I showed her Nephi’s sword last night.

by Jonahswhale September 26, 2021

Infinity Sword

A weapon from the Marvel Universe only seen in the obscure "Super Hero Super Squad" cartoon, video game, comics, and toys popular in the late 2000s. It is made out of 12 "infinity shards" and can cut through anything and can kill divine beings.

Guy 1: Hey, do you remember the infinity sword?
Guy 2: What's that?
Guy 1: You know, the sword from Marvel that Dr. Doom really really wants?
Guy 2: What the heck are you talking about?
Guy 1: No one remembers Super Hero Super Squad.

by KrimsonKatt August 3, 2021

Battle sword

The act of fucking a bitch on her period.

Aw man it was first time getting a getting a battle sword. Didn’t realize my battle sword would get all bloody.

by Stickyicky42 January 11, 2021

Marker Sword

An item that resembles vast superiority than others.

“Jimmy:Fight me bitch no balls”
“Tommy:*Pulls out Marker Sword*”
“Jimmy: Aw hell nah”

by flat croc March 16, 2021

Beer Sword

When you tape your empties together, with the fresh can on top, thus creating a beer sword.

Hey, check out Josh's beer sword! He's been drinkin' like a Kennedy!

by Domino October 13, 2004