turd swiggler

Someone who puts crap in their mouth and squishes it around before either swallowing or spiting it out. Usually done in the act as part of a fecal fettish

Sally and I really had a good time last night Afte she blew me, she gave me a rim job and squirled it around.. Shes a hell of a turd swiggler

by masarasa6000 November 14, 2011

Teddy Swigert

A person who constantly plays gorilla tag and likes jazz

Person 1: “damn bro your being a real teddy Swigert”
Person 2: “for real”

by Eggcumsock June 24, 2021

The Swigs

A really cool rock band based in northwest Indiana!

I loved hearing The Swigs play at my grad party!

by DDATAM July 25, 2022

Dickle swigling

The act of sticking your finger into a man’s pee hole

“I’m going to dickle swigling you lil bro”

by Starglo December 18, 2024

coochie master swigty swag

ya main g , a real one, typically non-binary

eyyyyy look at them, that my coochie master swigty swag mann. i love them so much bruh

by sangwoosashymassivehorsecock December 8, 2020

Holy Saint Nikolas Swiggum

Leader of the church of ketchup, Saint Nik is a holy man who hails from the land of Mongolia. He has come to Wsconsin to purify the souls of poor Americans in need of ketchup. All will fall before the Holy purity of His divinity will cleanse all nonbelievers in an efficient and righteous purge on the year of the Saint 2040. All non believers in the ketchup house will be cleansed upon the turn of this holy year, leaving the followers of ketchup to build the world anew.

Praise Holy Saint Nikolas Swiggum, let the nonbelievers perish in the realm of flavorless food.

by The prophet of Nikolas December 31, 2023

clown's wig

When you remove the undergarments of a redheaded lady to find an untamed bright ginger thatch somewhat akin to Ronald Mcdonald's head and say wow, you've got a clown's wig

I took Mindy home last night, dude she had a clown's wig

by the hairy bean bag September 17, 2013