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Sweater Puppies

That cum-dumpster Jessica Simpson sure has some pert sweater puppies!
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sweater booty

A female who is trying to cloak their nice plump ass.
"Damn Jim! Look at that girl, she got sweater booty goin' on."
by Sushi Eater June 1, 2009
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Sweetening the potato

Sweetening the potato

Bro 1:Yo I walked in and Joey was sweetening some chicks potato!
Bro 2:THAT PIMP!!
by Potato Sweetner January 2, 2011
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skittle sweeper

Ahh, the notorious skittle sweeper.

Entire novels have been dedicated to recording the trials and troubles of one of these persons. The following is a short excerpt from one of these such literary works:

"......croc-wearing chaunce that squats when he pees and involves himself in other random acts of doucheyness. Skittle sweepers are active fellows and take on a number of hobbies and extracurricular activities including, but not limited to

1. Drinking franzia out of wine glasses

2. Repping fantasy sports teams in public

3. Talking shit to 9 year old kids playing call of duty on xbox live

4. And of course, watching St. Elmos fire on hulu."
Doug- "that dude with the bow tie must have holes in his pockets because he is dropping multi-colored candies everywhere."

Brad- "Yea, what's up with that? Someone needs to get him a broom so he can sweep that shit up.... BRO, IS HE HE WATCHING ST ELMOS FIRE ON HIS IPHONE?!!

Doug- "No way, a real live skittle sweeper!!! let's get out of here. I think im getting skittelitis just breathing the same air as him...
by gdp247365 January 2, 2012
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Sweater Melons

(n.) Breasts.
by Jack Flash December 11, 2003
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Skeeter

A small, bloodsucking insect such as a mosquito.
Hank, watch out for them dang old skeeters, they itch like a bitch when they gitcha.
by Gallitar December 5, 2004
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street sweepers

any high powered assault weapon; principally high guage shotguns and automatic weapons (AKs, ARs, etc)
I'm going down down baby,
your street in a range rover
Street sweeper baby, cocked
Ready to go
by boom boom b July 16, 2004
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